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The Guide to Loving Like a Porn Star
Helping people get laid has been big business ever since Neanderthal Man hosted the first “Innovative Ways to Drag Her Back to Your Cave” seminar. So when I came...
Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever traveled by airplane on...
10 Ways to Make Thanksgiving Sexier
Although history tells us the pilgrims came to this country to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion, that’s pure BS. They came here for the crazy sex, mind...
Repsect the Ass: An Interview with Mia Isabella
The first time I witnessed the absolute glory that is Mia Isabella’s derriere, it was in a Vine. A Vine that knocked me to the floor. A Vine that...
Tits and Ask: Why You Never Bang Your Best Friend’s Sister
Dear Ken and Ariel: Is it ever okay to bang your best friend’s sister? KEN SAYS: Bang your best friend’s sister? Why the hell not? And more importantly, why...
My Favorite Sex Positions, Volume One
Thank god someone had the good sense to start adding detailed definitions of sex acts and positions to Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary. Because now, future generations will understand the...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Savannah Fox
Full disclosure: Without porn star and ass model extraordinaire Savannah Fox, or “Big Booty Fox” as she is affectionately known on Twitter, there would be no “Respect the Ass”...
Action Cam + Yoga Pants + Motorcycle = Magic
Ever since the advent of the action cam, there have been all sorts of fantastic perspectives available to the armchair adventurer. If I ever want to know what it’s...
Tits and Ask: The Delicate Art of Balancing Two Lovers
How can a woman have sex with two different guys on regular basis and not have it totally confuse her heart and head? KEN SAYS: I can’t tell from...
Open Letter to the Woman in the Iams Dog Food Commercial
First things first: I am a huge supporter of our American armed forces. To me, the folks who keep this country safe for yoga pants and Tim Allen sitcoms...
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How Mila Kunis Really Stole “Oz”
If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no movie that Mila Kunis — or, more specifically, Mila Kunis’s ass — can’t save. To support his...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star MaryJean
When I called up-and-coming porn star MaryJean, she was sick with the flu, coughing and sniffling. Still, she was a trooper, more than willing to talk about her ass....
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Repsect the Ass: An Interview with Mia Isabella
The first time I witnessed the absolute glory that is Mia Isabella’s derriere, it was in a Vine. A Vine that knocked me to the floor. A Vine that...
