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Line from a Porn Flick or Bryan Adams Lyric?

Canada’s favorite son may not be the mega-selling superstar he once was, but he has left a rich legacy of musical compositions that, during the course of his career, became increasingly seedy...

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Miley Cyrus Eats Thong, Remains Number One in Our Hearts

We’ve reached the point where hearing that Miley Cyrus kicked off her...

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10 Valentine’s Day Cards I’d Like to Send

Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store...

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In News Surprising No One, Men Okay with Oral on the First Date

I don’t know what I find more surprising: the fact that yet...

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Latest Threat to American Productivity: Office-Friendly Yoga Pants

I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at...

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Line from a Porn Flick or Bryan Adams Lyric?
Ken | February 19, 2014
Canada’s favorite son may not be the mega-selling superstar he once was, but he has left a rich legacy of musical compositions that, during the course of his career,...

Miley Cyrus Eats Thong, Remains Number One in Our Hearts
Ken | February 18, 2014
We’ve reached the point where hearing that Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour by faux-blowing a Bill Clinton look-alike, straddling an over-sized hot dog and picking up a...

10 Valentine’s Day Cards I’d Like to Send
Ken | February 14, 2014
Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store and think, “they just don’t offer the sentiments I’m hoping to express to my intended”? I feel...

In News Surprising No One, Men Okay with Oral on the First Date
Ken | February 10, 2014
I don’t know what I find more surprising: the fact that yet another survey has determined that more men approve of oral on the first date than women, or...

Latest Threat to American Productivity: Office-Friendly Yoga Pants
Ken | January 22, 2014
I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at work. And the thing that bothers me most about being at the office — beyond their strict...

Tits and Ask: Are You the Placeholder Girlfriend?
Ken | January 17, 2014
My boyfriend and I broke up for a month, then tried to get back together. I found out that during the time we were apart, he started dating someone...

Quick Tips to Keep Christmas Sexy
Ken | December 23, 2013
The holidays are all about dashing through snow, gulping down nog, bullshit gifts from your office Secret Santa and death by Bing Crosby. But the opportunistic folks among us...

A Brief But Ultimately Self-Serving Public Service Announcement
Ken | December 17, 2013
Women of America, if I may have your attention for just one moment. Do I have your attention? Excellent. ::Ahem:: Don’t fear the rimjob. Seriously. Don’t. Because you know...

Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star Sheena Ryder
Ken | December 13, 2013
First things first: Sheena Ryder is fucking awesome. With solid good looks, affable personality and a killer bod, she’d be pretty believable playing anything from a gum-cracking, twenty-something girl...

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“The Hand Job” or “That Time I Only Thought I Was Winning”
Ken | December 8, 2013
About five or six years ago, I got into a pretty good thing with a female co-worker. It started with some coy glances and fearless innuendo (“In fact, I...

The Guide to Loving Like a Porn Star
Ken | December 7, 2013
Helping people get laid has been big business ever since Neanderthal Man hosted the first “Innovative Ways to Drag Her Back to Your Cave” seminar. So when I came...

Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Ken | November 30, 2013
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever traveled by airplane on...