-
Christmas Music, as Composed by My Ex-Girlfriends
“Merry Christmas, Asshole.” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like I’d Rather Date Your Brother.” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Then Fuck Off and Die.” “Who Are You...
Jennifer Lopez Throws Down the Ass Gauntlet
With all the ass-centric video getting churned out by the likes of Iggy Azalea, Nikki Minaj and Meghan Trainor, you could bet it would only be a matter of...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Kinky Gaga
One night, a couple months back, I was hit with a sudden bout of booze- and hard-on-induced insomnia. Unable to get back to sleep, and after checking to see...
Respect the Ass: An Interview With Richelle Ryan
Ladies and germs, my name’s Ken. And I’m an ass man. And part of being an ass man — some may say the most important part — is spreading...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Layton Benton
First things first: Layton Benton is awesome. Yes, she has killer good looks and a body to match, making her an in-demand adult actress and urban model. She’s also...
Line from a Porn Flick or Bryan Adams Lyric?
Canada’s favorite son may not be the mega-selling superstar he once was, but he has left a rich legacy of musical compositions that, during the course of his career,...
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star Cindy Starfall
When you think of exporters of insanely round asses, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and the Bronx are likely among the first places that come to mind. After seeing...
Miley Cyrus Eats Thong, Remains Number One in Our Hearts
We’ve reached the point where hearing that Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour by faux-blowing a Bill Clinton look-alike, straddling an over-sized hot dog and picking up a...
10 Valentine’s Day Cards I’d Like to Send
Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store and think, “they just don’t offer the sentiments I’m hoping to express to my intended”? I feel...
In News Surprising No One, Men Okay with Oral on the First Date
I don’t know what I find more surprising: the fact that yet another survey has determined that more men approve of oral on the first date than women, or...
Latest Threat to American Productivity: Office-Friendly Yoga Pants
I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at work. And the thing that bothers me most about being at the office — beyond their strict...
-
Advertisement
-
-
Advertisement
-
Advertisement
-
-
-
Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
-
Advertisement
