Thank god someone had the good sense to start adding detailed definitions of sex acts and positions to Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary. Because now, future generations will understand the subtle differences between a Dirty Sanchez, a Lucky Pierre, and the Squashing of the Deckchair. When I have a chance, I’ll get around to adding some of my personal favorites:
The Who’s on First
Man strategically positions bedroom TV set so that he can catch last few innings of Sox game while going down on Woman. Man blows cover by screaming, “Fucking umpires!” after a particularly close play. Woman beats man with table leg.