• Fake It ‘Til You Make It?

    A woman faking an orgasm seems as ancient as that old chestnut of a movie, “When Harry Met Sally.” Chicks snickered and winked knowingly, exchanged...

  • Kinda Indecent Proposal

    So I’m taking a stroll, in the relentless Cali sunshine, when this dude approaches. “You over 18?” “Excuse me?” He pulls out his card. “I’m...

  • Sending the Wrong Message

    Formerly the artistic bent of bikers and sailers, tattoos have become as mainstream as apple pie and Starbucks enemas. Your best friend has one. Your...

  • Because Women Do This On Purpose, Right?

    My fifty something female boss, an infinite source of masturbatory material over the seven years I’ve worked for her, came into my office last Friday...

  • Adventures in Online Dating: The Stand Up

    OK so there were a few red flags. The fact that his username was “yeahI’mperfect”, that every picture on his profile had him lovingly cradling...

  • All About the Digits

    Alright, I confess. I’m a slave to the “finger smoothie.” On paper, it’s got to be one of the most cloying “moves” ever devised: Guy...

  • Take a Picture, It Lasts Longer. In Fact, Take Several.

    Note to Self: when on POF (Plenty of Fakes? Plenty of old Farts?), avoid the “one-picture” profiles. I don’t care how Instagram-Hipster-grammed, how artistically black...

  • Where Do We Go From Here?

    If action, entertainment, sports and general stuff ‘n’ nonsense are your thang, you could do a lot worse than clicking this link to Ticket Liquidator’s...

  • Tits and Ask: Girls Gone Wildin’

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: In this day and age, it seems that women are far too interested in playing the field and not committing to...

  • Does “Spreading the Wealth” Include F#$k Buddies?

    My girlfriend has had this fuck buddy for about 6 months now. Their relationship basically revolves around a couple of neighborhood bars. They met in...