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  • Rapper’s Delight

    By on April 30, 2012

    This weekend had me playing with white rappers from Idaho, on their west coast tour. By “playing”, I mean me hanging out at the bar...

  • The Lost Weekend

    By on April 28, 2012

    I am going to spend roughly four hours this weekend mowing lawns. And, sadly, that is NOT a euphemism for screwing and/or cunnilingus. I will...

  • Tits ‘n’ Ask: “Looks Mean Nothing to Me” and Other Lies You Might Have Heard

    By on April 27, 2012

    
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Why is it that most women love to date guys who are wrong for them? I know lots of pretty, wonderful...

  • Do You Trust Us?

    By on April 26, 2012

    …We sure as hell don’t. But still, we’d love to get your love, relationship and sex questions for our Tits & Ask Column. Drop us...

  • Ripped from today’s Missed Connections

    By on April 25, 2012

    My Hoodsie Queen on the Orange Line You: 5’5”, with the Revere claw and black stirrup pants. Me: 5’2″, Iron Maiden T-shirt, ball-crushing tight jeans....

  • Screw You, American Television

    By on April 23, 2012

    I sometimes worry I’m not watching enough of the Spanish Channel, where babes in tight pants and big hair are the order of the day....

  • So, How Was Your Weekend?

    By on April 23, 2012

    Enjoy our new cover photo for the Ken & Ariel Facebook page. Have you liked us yet?

  • Saturday Night

    By on April 18, 2012

    I’m bloated ‘cuz I could be getting my period but most likely it’s because of Kettle Chips new “Tias!” collection which are ‘healthy’ tortilla chips...

  • The Sunday Challenge

    By on April 15, 2012

    See if you can find the horse in this photo. I’ve been staring at it for hours, and I’ll be damned if I see it.

  • Tits and Ask: Perpetual Arousal… and Other Things That Make it Tough to Go to Church

    By on April 13, 2012

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I’m 29 years old and suffer from what you might call “hard-on madness.” I am erect almost all the time, and...