This weekend had me playing with white rappers from Idaho, on their west coast tour. By “playing”, I mean me hanging out at the bar...
I am going to spend roughly four hours this weekend mowing lawns. And, sadly, that is NOT a euphemism for screwing and/or cunnilingus. I will...
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Why is it that most women love to date guys who are wrong for them? I know lots of pretty, wonderful...
…We sure as hell don’t. But still, we’d love to get your love, relationship and sex questions for our Tits & Ask Column. Drop us...
My Hoodsie Queen on the Orange Line You: 5’5”, with the Revere claw and black stirrup pants. Me: 5’2″, Iron Maiden T-shirt, ball-crushing tight jeans....
I sometimes worry I’m not watching enough of the Spanish Channel, where babes in tight pants and big hair are the order of the day....
Enjoy our new cover photo for the Ken & Ariel Facebook page. Have you liked us yet?
I’m bloated ‘cuz I could be getting my period but most likely it’s because of Kettle Chips new “Tias!” collection which are ‘healthy’ tortilla chips...
See if you can find the horse in this photo. I’ve been staring at it for hours, and I’ll be damned if I see it.
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I’m 29 years old and suffer from what you might call “hard-on madness.” I am erect almost all the time, and...