• My Vacation at Cabo San Lucas

    One of the most fun sexy-times I ever had was at this kid’s graduation party (college, not high school.) I happened to be back east...

  • My Reputation: Solid as Ever

    As anyone who’s ever read this blog can tell ya, I’m a bit of an ass man. So, for my money, the single greatest thing...

  • An Ode to Joy: Manuel Ferrara

    We all have crushes, don’t we. Puppy love, high-school crushes, girl crushes and bro crushes. And sometimes there is the insatiable love and longing that...

  • Tits and Ask: New Girlfriend, Ex-Dominatrix

    Dear Ken & Ariel: Do I tell the guy I’m dating that I used to be a dominatrix? Or is that something better never mentioned?...

  • Note To Self: After Sex, Get Lost.

    The morning after needs a pill. Not that pill, another pill, one that will prevent you from being anywhere near where you were the night...

  • How Progress Is Ruining the Handjob for Everyone. Mostly Me.

    I’ve long been the handjob’s biggest fan. Don’t get me wrong; I enjoy open mic night as much as any other red-blooded guy. But there’s...

  • Mute

    Some people can sleep with the TV on. Some people can have sex with the TV on. Unfortunately, I can’t do either. Brilliant multi-taskers, there...

  • The Night a Thong Sent Me to the Emergency Room

    Confession: I’m obsessed with female underwear. I don’t wear it myself — at least not since the “college days” — but I absolutely fucking live...