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One-Night Stan Redux
So I ran into this guy over the weekend – as you may recall, I had made the fatal error of spending the night and...
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Further Proof That Even in the 80s, It Was All About the Booty
I was drunk and lost the remote this weekend and, being too lazy to get up and find it, spent at least 72 hours watching...
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Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
I officially dedicate my Saturday to the girl who spent the better part of this afternoon tying down a mattress to the hood of her...
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Tits and Ask: Your Thong or His Wallpaper?
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Last semester I met this guy at a party and, because he seemed charming and we were both a bit intoxicated,...
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Three’s Company
I was having a conversation with Smudgebox yesterday about our threesome bucket lists- we don’t want frat boys who want to DP (look it up, I...
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Apparently, I Give Off a Vibe
The company I work for encourages volunteerism among its staff. A noble thing, to be sure, and being a noble gent of sorts, I anted...
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When The Best Friend is a Girl
I’m a pretty reasonable person. Work 9-5, pay my taxes, stop at red lights…but I can also be a psychotic bitch, especially when another woman...
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The Tell-Tale Desk Stain
About eight years ago, neglecting the golden rule that you just don’t swim pantsless in the company pool, I got in bad with a girl...
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Just Another Reason to Consider Swimming to Mexico
On the Spanish weather channels, it’s always sunny with a chance of one hot piece of ass.
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Tits and Ask: She’s Pretty, Funny, Gives Lousy Head
Dear Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend is awesome in every sense of the word. She is funny, pretty, kind and considerate and gets along with...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Layton Benton
First things first: Layton Benton is awesome. Yes, she has killer good looks and a body to match, making her an in-demand adult actress and urban model. She’s also...
