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Tits and Ask: Directions to Downtown
DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: My man is what you’d call a blowjob fiend. He has no qualms about receiving oral sex, but when it comes...
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So I Ran Into My Ex…
…with his new chick. The only possibly worse scenario I can think of is having my armpit hair removed with fire ants. It caught me...
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At Last, a Reason to Watch the Olympics
Honestly, I had very little interest in the 2012 Olympics. Until I read this story about Australian gold medal swimmer Stephanie Rice, who came under...
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Something She Dated-a brilliant site, a humble post
Hey y’all, I had the honor of being a guest blogger for the lovely and equally lascivious (if not more so) sex and dating blogger...
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Just to Confirm…
If you attend Sunday mass but spend the entire 45 minutes that you’re there thinking about nothing but Asian women in yoga pants, do you...
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Tits and Ask: When Your Man’s Addicted to Eye Candy
DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: How do I get my boyfriend to stop looking at other women? KEN SAYS: Get your boyfriend to stop looking at...
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In Luv Wif A Gangsta
An acquaintance was bragging recently about all the thugs she knew from her hood. “You’d never know it to look at me,” she said smugly,...
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How To Sell Women’s Socks. To Guys.
See? Someone at American Apparel gets it. Because when I’m shopping for socks for that special lady in my life, I’m guided by the following...
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Sex Trek III: The Search for SpOOOOOOOOOOOOck
“Did you come?” That’s never a good question, is it. He’s asking, bless his heart, because he is caring and generous and wants to make...
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Always Play the Hot Hand
I was never much of a betting man, but I have been able to carve out a pretty impressive track record for determining my odds...
