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My Application to Be Your Next One Night Stand
Hello. How are you. My name is Ken. And I’d like to be your next one night stand. Now, I know what you’re probably thinking....
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The Proof is in the Pants
Even with all the nip slips and crotch shots caught by the Paps (and the catalyst of frenzied masturbatory sessions of interwebz surfers), women will...
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Because Every Woman Loves a Guy With a Marketing Degree and a Tiny Pecker
During my junior year of college, I had an internship at a Boston-based publishing company. Not the most exciting of gigs, but one of the...
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Lost in Translation
I’m an average American white girl, vanilla-flavored with a fairly-mutt ethnic background. Thank God I live in LA, with its diverse population and numerous opportunities...
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Tits and Ask: She’s Cheating… With Me.
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I have been “fooling around” with a very good female friend of mine for about a year now. Thing is, she...
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Part Two of K & A’s Sexytime Chronicles: I Work at an Adult Toy Store
Welcome back! Make yourself comfortable as we chat with Kayla, Manager of Secret Desires Adult Toy Store in Santa Monica, CA, about the adult film...
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K & A Sexytime Chronicles Present: I Work At an Adult Toy Store
For many of you, having sex is most likely as easy as falling off a log. Or tripping over and falling on a log....
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Stage Fright
I was at the local watering hole making up for a shitty week in style–two pitchers of your finest draft, to be exact. Knowing I...
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Sexual Harassment in the Workplace: Wrong, But Nonetheless Encouraged
Last week, as part of our company’s new “let’s cut down on the blowjob jokes when clients are in the building” campaign, management — of...
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Tits and Ask: The Sounds of Silence
DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: My boyfriend doesn’t make a sound during sex. No grunting, no dirty talk. Nothing. He barely breathes, in fact. It kind...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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