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Open Letter to the Woman Whose Ass I Wasn’t Staring at on the Subway This Morning
Okay, first of all, I don’t use public transportation that often. I’ve been out in the MILF-packed burbs for close to a decade now and...
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Tits and Ask: Does a Well-Placed Sock Bring All the Girls to Your Yard?
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Lately all the women in my office have been chirping over this new guy who apparently displays a pretty large bulge...
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My Tits
Our site tends to get a bit ass-centric (this week being no exception) so I thought I’d give a shout-out to the two honeydew melons...
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In Through The Out Door: The Joys of Anal Sex
We’re beyond thrilled and delighted to have Stephanie, of howmanyfrogs.com and @doitalone on Twitter fame, do a guest post for us (and mostly Ken) on...
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Catch of the Day
Cindy was single and bored. Her cousin Christine said her boyfriend knew this guy at work who seemed pretty cool. Christine believed single people were...
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Your Saturday Challenge
See if you can find the cake in this photograph. Look closely, because it’s there. I haven’t found it yet, mind you. But I’ve been...
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Giving New Meaning to “The Dark Knight Rises”
If you happen to find yourself shut out of this weekend’s sure-to-be-sold-out showings of The Dark Knight Rises, take heart–the porn version is just a...
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The Truth about Cats and Dogs: They Ruin My Sex Life
I hope I don’t get in trouble with MSPCA or Cat Fancy Magazine for this post. But I gotta come clean – those bitches and...
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Coming Up Lame at the Moment of Truth
Anyone with even a passing interest in this blog (hi, Mom!) knows one thing about me: I am all about the female derriere. You need...
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Just Friends
Gentle reader, I have been relegated to the friend zone. It’s similar to being stuck at an airport gate, forlornly clutching your $8.50 watered-down iced...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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