Okay, first of all, I don’t use public transportation that often. I’ve been out in the MILF-packed burbs for close to a decade now and...
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Lately all the women in my office have been chirping over this new guy who apparently displays a pretty large bulge...
Our site tends to get a bit ass-centric (this week being no exception) so I thought I’d give a shout-out to the two honeydew melons...
We’re beyond thrilled and delighted to have Stephanie, of howmanyfrogs.com and @doitalone on Twitter fame, do a guest post for us (and mostly Ken) on...
Cindy was single and bored. Her cousin Christine said her boyfriend knew this guy at work who seemed pretty cool. Christine believed single people were...
See if you can find the cake in this photograph. Look closely, because it’s there. I haven’t found it yet, mind you. But I’ve been...
If you happen to find yourself shut out of this weekend’s sure-to-be-sold-out showings of The Dark Knight Rises, take heart–the porn version is just a...
I hope I don’t get in trouble with MSPCA or Cat Fancy Magazine for this post. But I gotta come clean – those bitches and...
Anyone with even a passing interest in this blog (hi, Mom!) knows one thing about me: I am all about the female derriere. You need...
Gentle reader, I have been relegated to the friend zone. It’s similar to being stuck at an airport gate, forlornly clutching your $8.50 watered-down iced...