• We Are (Not) Family

    Everyone knows that couple. The ones who look more like siblings than lovers. The ones who make everyone a wee bit uncomfortable when they start...

  • Ariel Got a Quickie!

    The lovely, talented and amazing folks over at Met Another Frog asked me for a quickie – and of course I couldn’t say no! Check...

  • All Alone On an Island of Truth

    I spend a lot of time travelling on business. And a lot of that time is spent travelling with female coworkers. It therefore goes without...

  • Ariel’s Book Report: Fifty Shades of Grey

    So the book that’s making housewives everywhere squirm (in a good way) finally got into my grubby hands last week. Let’s just say it’s a...

  • Local Weather Alert

    It’s going to be close to 100 degrees and humid in Boston today. Dress accordingly, ladies.

  • Tits and Ask: Going Down On The First Date? (Why The Hell Not?)

    DEAR KEN AND ARIEL: When is it appropriate to blow a guy? On the first or second date?
 KEN SAYS: Well, my gut reaction is...

  • Let’s Face It, We’re Fucked.

    As we traipse through this bizarre experience we call life, we like to think that we are masters of our destiny. We tie our own...

  • Dream Date

    Ladies and Gents, Ken has done us all a great service (and has allowed me time off to stockpile PBRs, sparklers and lube for the...

  • My Love of Good Grammar Still Not Getting Me Laid

    There are three things I truly, deeply, madly love: 1) Women 2) Women who allow me to go down on them 3) Exceptional grammar and...

  • Further Proof My Job Blows

    So I was laying about this morning, flipping through the channels, and I catch an old Madonna music video. In said video, “Beautiful Stranger,” which...