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So I Dated a Douche (And I’m The Douche for Dating Him)
First of all, let me start off by saying I love menz. Lovely, incredible, and amazing dudes out there, I salute you. Unfortunately, that’s not...
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Honesty Still the Best Policy. Except, Perhaps, When Accused of Grabbing Someone’s Ass
Folks, I spend a lot of time sizing up the female derriere in its various forms. So much, in fact, that most of my female...
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To Date The Impossible Dream
After spending the past few weeks watching paragons of physical perfection leap, run, swim and slide across my TV screen, I had the thought that...
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Nothing Kills the Mood Like a Knee to the Balls
I was visiting one of my female drinkin’ buddies this past weekend and, after a couple shots, I launched into a little “horseplay” as I’m...
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Metanotherfrog.com – almost star fucked!
So I almost became a personal assistant to a kinda famous actor. And lived to tell the tale. Metanotherfrog.com was kind enough to let me...
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“How to Improve the Olympics” or “Ass: The Universal Language”
After a couple days watching the Olympics, I have some keen and timely observations that I believe could help the committee behind the games make...
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In Praise of Fridays
Today is casual dress day at my office. Or, as I like to think of it, the one day of the week in which every...
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Back to School
In high school there was this dude. He was the captain of the soccer team…or was it the lacrosse team? Swim team? Doesn’t matter. He...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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