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Tits and Ask: Dirty Emails from Dirty Old M—His Dad?!?!?
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I’ve been getting some pretty nasty e-mails from a so-called “secret admirer” for about a year. They’re pretty graphic, but I...
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Women Know That When It’s Over, It’s Over
Look, I don’t envy women. Guys are fucking idiots and congress wants to get all up in your business and you can’t walk past my...
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The Day The Boner Died: Does Online Porn Cause Erectile Dysfunction?
When I got the angelic iPhone, it became my new boyfriend. I was on it 24/7: downloading apps, surfing Blendr, snuggling with it in bed...
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The Single Greatest Award Acceptance Speech in the History of Everything
Is it wrong that I was watching the Emmys last night hoping to see at least ONE acceptance speech as awesome as the SINGLE GREATEST...
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Pretty Fly For A Man-Child
Click here to watch I think of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as part of the man-child posse: Elijah Wood, Tobey Maguire, Leo DiCaprio, the boys who we...
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Six Feet Tall and Worth the Climb
Ladies, one thing you should know: I’m tall. Not freakish, Chewbacca tall, mind you. Just somewhere north of six feet. I’m not gonna lie: there...
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Something Famous to Sit On
One night, back in the day, a former girlfriend of mine surprised me by dropping trou, turning around, and presenting her backside to me which...
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Refried Sex Life
Hooking up with an ex usually happens when you’re single (at least, for the sake of keeping things simple, let’s pretend it’s so.) And it’s...
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BLOGGERS ASSEMBLE!: Summer of 69
Okay, so. Ass Week happened last week. But this was one of the pieces that we originally wanted to run during that extravaganza. Thing is,...
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Baby Daddy
I don’t know if it’s my advancing age or just the state of the world we live in, but there are a lot of DILFs...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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