DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I’ve been getting some pretty nasty e-mails from a so-called “secret admirer” for about a year. They’re pretty graphic, but I...
Look, I don’t envy women. Guys are fucking idiots and congress wants to get all up in your business and you can’t walk past my...
When I got the angelic iPhone, it became my new boyfriend. I was on it 24/7: downloading apps, surfing Blendr, snuggling with it in bed...
Is it wrong that I was watching the Emmys last night hoping to see at least ONE acceptance speech as awesome as the SINGLE GREATEST...
Click here to watch I think of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as part of the man-child posse: Elijah Wood, Tobey Maguire, Leo DiCaprio, the boys who we...
Ladies, one thing you should know: I’m tall. Not freakish, Chewbacca tall, mind you. Just somewhere north of six feet. I’m not gonna lie: there...
One night, back in the day, a former girlfriend of mine surprised me by dropping trou, turning around, and presenting her backside to me which...
Hooking up with an ex usually happens when you’re single (at least, for the sake of keeping things simple, let’s pretend it’s so.) And it’s...
Okay, so. Ass Week happened last week. But this was one of the pieces that we originally wanted to run during that extravaganza. Thing is,...
I don’t know if it’s my advancing age or just the state of the world we live in, but there are a lot of DILFs...