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  • Women With Merely Grapefruit-Sized Breasts Need Not Apply

    By on October 17, 2012

    One of the best things about running this here blog, besides those moments when I sneak my head on to Ariel’s chair right before she...

  • Scatalogical Trauma Is the Shit

    By on October 16, 2012

    When I was at work the other day, I walked into the ladies loo and immediately gagged – either a large animal had recently died...

  • The Little Victories That I Take Pride In

    By on October 15, 2012

    Look, despite my happy-go-lucky, slap-happy Irishman looks, I’m a miserable, cantankerous bastard. I’d like to blame the drinking or the women or the cold hard...

  • Tits and Ask: It’s Not Me, It’s You. Really.

    By on October 12, 2012

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Is there a right way and a wrong way to break up with someone? I’ve been dating this guy for about...

  • Strung Out on Dick

    By on October 10, 2012

    Sweet Jesus, Help us Laydeez who get strung out on dick. It’s never pretty, is it. We start off all cool and independent, like Kate...

  • Much Love to the Spitters AND the Swallowers

    By on October 8, 2012

    I was out drinking with some female friends this weekend. Of course, as it always does when I’m buying, the subject turned to blowjobs. And...

  • Elope. Thank You.

    By on October 8, 2012

    You want me to be your bridesmaid? Wow, that’s…great. No really, what an honor. Let me open several new lines of credit for the following:...

  • Tits ‘n’ Ask: When Boobs Go Viral

    By on October 5, 2012

    Dear Ken & Ariel: At what point in the online relationship is it okay to send racy pictures? KEN SAYS: I think you’ve already answered...

  • Banging Your Coworkers: Never a Good Idea.

    By on October 4, 2012

    It’s the question that every man and woman will ask themselves at one time in their lives: Can I bang my co-worker and not live...

  • Speaking of Quickies…

    By on October 4, 2012

    The fine folks at MetAnotherFrog featured me and my twisted mind in their latest Quickie. Do visit their frighteningly good site to learn the three...