One of the best things about running this here blog, besides those moments when I sneak my head on to Ariel’s chair right before she...
When I was at work the other day, I walked into the ladies loo and immediately gagged – either a large animal had recently died...
Look, despite my happy-go-lucky, slap-happy Irishman looks, I’m a miserable, cantankerous bastard. I’d like to blame the drinking or the women or the cold hard...
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Is there a right way and a wrong way to break up with someone? I’ve been dating this guy for about...
Sweet Jesus, Help us Laydeez who get strung out on dick. It’s never pretty, is it. We start off all cool and independent, like Kate...
I was out drinking with some female friends this weekend. Of course, as it always does when I’m buying, the subject turned to blowjobs. And...
You want me to be your bridesmaid? Wow, that’s…great. No really, what an honor. Let me open several new lines of credit for the following:...
Dear Ken & Ariel: At what point in the online relationship is it okay to send racy pictures? KEN SAYS: I think you’ve already answered...
It’s the question that every man and woman will ask themselves at one time in their lives: Can I bang my co-worker and not live...
The fine folks at MetAnotherFrog featured me and my twisted mind in their latest Quickie. Do visit their frighteningly good site to learn the three...