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Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out, 2012
So I’d say 2012 was a bit of a dating challenge. I’ve been stood up, asked none-too-politely by a One-Night Stan to GTFU, relegated to...
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Tits ‘n’ Ask: How Not to Make the First Move
Dear K&A: I’m a college undergrad and I’ve never really been one to put a lot of work into hook ups or anything. Either they...
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Merry Christmakwanzakah!
As you stand in 3-hour TSA lines just for the privilege of being felt up (or better, your naked image served up for laughs at...
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Clearly We Differ On What Constitutes “A Wonderful Life”
How can they have a film called “It’s a Wonderful Life” in which the action pictured above never happens to the main character? At least...
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Screw Helping Orphans; Miss USA Can Tie a Cherry Stem With Her Tongue
I found it funny when, during this week’s Miss USA pageant, it was noted that Olivia Culpo, Miss Rhode Island, can tie a cherry stem...
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BLOGGERS ASSEMBLE!: The Sexual Brag Book
Look, people who blog and tweet about sex all day have got to have a few decent tricks up their sleeve when it comes to...
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I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller, I Wish I Was A Baller…
This post is an ode to my friend Jen. Because Jen is a baller. She has more game than Xbox, gets more ass, as Ken...
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Yet Another Reason to Never Leave My Car
Not quite sure what it means, but it is pretty freakin’ awesome.
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Tits and Ask: A Tale of Two Bunk Beds
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: My dormmate has been dating this guy for four months. I made the mistake of saying I wouldn’t mind if he...
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The Four Types of Women I Am Always Going to Want to Sleep With
Women Who Wear Glasses: Maybe I’ve had one too many “taught a lesson by the evil but smoking hot librarian” fantasies in my youth, but...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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