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Txt Msge BrkUp
Despite my rant about boyz n phonez, I actually enjoy texting. It’s quick and easy to send, you can reply at your leisure, and I...
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I’ve Already Figured Out How I Want to Die
So, God, if you can just go ahead and put me down for this, we’ll be just fine. SIDENOTE: You can’t tell me that this...
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All I Want for Christmas is in Your Pants
I’ll come right out and admit it: I’m queer for Christmas. The stores packed with people. The crunch of snow under my size 12 boots....
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My Biggest Competition
In those literary classics such as “Men are from Uranus, Women are from Tampax” and “He’s Just Not into You cuz You Ugly”, the central...
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Ladies, There’s Just No Excuse for Sleeping With a Guy With Fake Balls on His Truck
There are a lot of questions that haunt my sleep. Things like, “What if my crazy ex-girlfriend ever gets out of prison?” and “Do you...
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Are Women in Porn (Gasp)…Perfectly Normal?
I was with a boyfriend at Ralphs or Albertsons getting our usual dinner fare (Cap’n Crunch and chocolate milk) when suddenly he gasped and grabbed...
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The Best Thing About Winter…
…is, without question, women in jeans and boots. In fact, I’m 99 percent certain that God invented winter just so women could sport tight jeans...
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Tits ‘n’ Ask: Is “Size” a Deal-breaker?
Dear Ken and Ariel: Is it wrong to dump a guy for being small? I have recently gotten myself into a relationship, which I’m absolutely...
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My Nerdiness: Officially an Issue
So a buddy sends me a link to the latest video from fetish porn queen Tara Tainton, entitled “Why, You Have a Deadly Case of...
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Sex With The Ex? Not In This Lifetime
One would think, when my nether regions begin to resemble the Dust Bowl (of the Dirty 30’s, no less!), that I would simply drunk dial...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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