Despite my rant about boyz n phonez, I actually enjoy texting. It’s quick and easy to send, you can reply at your leisure, and I...
So, God, if you can just go ahead and put me down for this, we’ll be just fine. SIDENOTE: You can’t tell me that this...
I’ll come right out and admit it: I’m queer for Christmas. The stores packed with people. The crunch of snow under my size 12 boots....
In those literary classics such as “Men are from Uranus, Women are from Tampax” and “He’s Just Not into You cuz You Ugly”, the central...
There are a lot of questions that haunt my sleep. Things like, “What if my crazy ex-girlfriend ever gets out of prison?” and “Do you...
I was with a boyfriend at Ralphs or Albertsons getting our usual dinner fare (Cap’n Crunch and chocolate milk) when suddenly he gasped and grabbed...
…is, without question, women in jeans and boots. In fact, I’m 99 percent certain that God invented winter just so women could sport tight jeans...
Dear Ken and Ariel: Is it wrong to dump a guy for being small? I have recently gotten myself into a relationship, which I’m absolutely...
So a buddy sends me a link to the latest video from fetish porn queen Tara Tainton, entitled “Why, You Have a Deadly Case of...
One would think, when my nether regions begin to resemble the Dust Bowl (of the Dirty 30’s, no less!), that I would simply drunk dial...