I can’t be the only person in the world who missed out on Black Friday shopping due to a debilitating condition known as “inability to...
Look, all this bullshit about the pilgrims coming here to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion is pure BS. They came here for the...
I’m disappointed by the sex on “The Walking Dead.” First of all, the couples depicted are totally lacking in chemistry. Seriously, there’s more sexual attraction...
Lady Gaga has perhaps the most under-rated ass in the entertainment business. Seriously. We get page after page about the weirdness, the outrageousness, the suits...
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I’m currently in my senior year of college, and am engaged to be married to my boyfriend of six years after...
When I was in college, a buddy of mine inexplicably found himself dating one of the hottest girls on campus. I’m talking Victoria Secret-meets-chick-riding-the-bird in...
This phrase has actually been uttered to me on more than one occasion, by different men. Is this a thing? Am I the only one?!?...
Normally, I don’t like my job. It pays well, and does involve using my brain. But, for the most part, I spend my days dreaming...
For me, dating outside my comfort zone generally means someone who has showered in the last 48 hours, who owns more than one dress shirt...
…consists of putting this video on loop, firing up some vodka and Red Bull, and masturbating myself into full-on delirium. Let’s just say it helps...