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Talk Talk
After a particularly rousing day of LARP-ing internet porn, the dude turned to me and said, very matter-of-factly: “So, you know, I don’t think I...
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Thanks, Women in Yoga Pants, For Ruining Everything
As a cog in the corporate machine, I am typically too busy to pay attention to each and every edict that rolls down from Mount...
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Tits ‘n’ Ask: Why Can’t I Get Over My Ex?
Dear K&A: I’ve been broken up with my girlfriend for three years now. She’s moved on, but I still carry a big-ass torch. We keep...
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Penis I Have Known: A Memoir
The male reproductive organ gets quite a lot of attention. Buildings, rockets and No. 2 pencils emulate it; girls and (some) guys chase it, get...
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The Four Types of Women In My Office Who Never Cease to Fascinate Me
The Woman Who Talks Constantly About Sex: Every office has that woman who wears her sex life on her sleeve. Who has to tell everyone...
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Tits and Ask: Do I Stay or Do I Go?
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I moved to another state about six months ago, where I started a new job. I moved out here with nothing,...
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By Any Other Name
So I happen to overhear a conversation between two female coworkers this morning, and one of them starts talking matter-of-factly about her boyfriend’s “dink.” “Dink”?...
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NY Times Proclaims “The End of Dating”; I Proclaim “Bullshit”
The New York Times, that veritable bastion of award-winning journalistic excellence, doesn’t know jack shit about dating. A recent article, nestled between epistles about gun...
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The Right Way To Celebrate
Lots of celebrating going on over the weekend: Falcons beat the Seahawks, Patriots beat the Texans…and then we have the *crazy* celebrations going on at...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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