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How to Make Going to the Dentist Even Sexier
Going to the dentist is a pretty miserable experience. But there’s one thing that always keeps me following through on appointments despite the metal picks...
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Tits and Ask: Small Penis, Big Problems
Dear Ken and Ariel: I’ll cut right to the chase: I’ve got a small dick. I know it, the women I date know it. The...
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Dog Eats Thong, Basically Becomes My Hero
If you ask me, hunting dogs, bloodhounds and seeing eye dogs have been getting a free ride for too long. So I was pretty stoked...
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“Hello, Emily Blunt’s Ass!” or “Why I Love British Newspapers”
Folks, there’s a reason I love the British newspapers so much. It’s because every time a female celebrity walks down the street in tight pants,...
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Bloggers Assemble!: Your Celebrity Sex Fantasy
Once again, we have assembled a team of elite bloggers — also known as the bloggers who responded to my email — to present a...
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Tits and Ask: Are You Settling Down… or Just Settling?
Need questionable but free relationship advice? Hit us up. Hey Ken and Ariel: My girlfriend and I have been together for about 7 years. We’ve...
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Do Clothes Make the Man (And Get Him Laid?)
You only get one shot to make a first impression. At least, that’s what what the makers of Binaca Fresh Breath Spray tell me. So...
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Thank You, Sofia Vergara
If you asked me a couple days ago, I’d have told you I’d had enough of Sofia Vergara. It seems I can’t turn on my...
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Great Moments in Catwoman History
It’s good to know that despite the ultra-sophisticated, gritty trappings of Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight movies, he understands and acknowledges the most important tenet of...
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“HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! THIS BOOK TOTALLY GOT ME LAID!” – Commander Kang
Yes, it’s true – Ken and I finally, FINALLY! finished our book. Cheap Feel Paradise is our red-headed, six-eyed stepchild, with a face only a...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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