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How Mila Kunis Really Stole “Oz”
If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no movie that Mila Kunis — or, more specifically, Mila Kunis’s ass — can’t...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star MaryJean
When I called up-and-coming porn star MaryJean, she was sick with the flu, coughing and sniffling. Still, she was a trooper, more than willing to...
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Tits and Ask: The Nose Knows
My boyfriend has what I’d call a smell fetish. He’s always asking to smell my feet and if we’re 69ing, I can hear him smelling...
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What Not to Do After a Meeting
Note to Self, #3,765-B: The next time you’re in a meeting in the shared conference room in the farthest corner of the building and the...
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Tits and Ask: Is It a Relationship or Rebound?
I’ve been dating a guy who I really like for about five months. From the beginning, he was very clear with me that he recently...
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Kate Upton = World’s Hottest Drinking Buddy
I’m over a week late on this one, but it took me that long to digest the total awesomeness of Kate Upton’s recent appearance on...
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“Two Broke Girls” Throws Down the Ass Gaunlet
It should come as no coincidence that just a week after I deliver my second official oration on the glory of Beth Behrs’ ass, and...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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