October 2013 - Ken & Ariel - Ken & Ariel

How Mila Kunis Really Stole “Oz”
By Ken on October 21, 2013
If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no movie that Mila Kunis — or, more specifically, Mila Kunis’s ass — can’t...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star MaryJean
By Ken on October 14, 2013
When I called up-and-coming porn star MaryJean, she was sick with the flu, coughing and sniffling. Still, she was a trooper, more than willing to...
Tits and Ask: The Nose Knows
By Ken on October 11, 2013
My boyfriend has what I’d call a smell fetish. He’s always asking to smell my feet and if we’re 69ing, I can hear him smelling...
What Not to Do After a Meeting
By Ken on October 7, 2013
Note to Self, #3,765-B: The next time you’re in a meeting in the shared conference room in the farthest corner of the building and the...
Tits and Ask: Is It a Relationship or Rebound?
By Ken on October 4, 2013
I’ve been dating a guy who I really like for about five months. From the beginning, he was very clear with me that he recently...
Kate Upton = World’s Hottest Drinking Buddy
By Ken on October 2, 2013
I’m over a week late on this one, but it took me that long to digest the total awesomeness of Kate Upton’s recent appearance on...
“Two Broke Girls” Throws Down the Ass Gaunlet
By Ken on October 1, 2013
It should come as no coincidence that just a week after I deliver my second official oration on the glory of Beth Behrs’ ass, and...