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When the Ex Has Left The Building
An ex is usually an ex for a very good reason. When things don’t work out, you wish them well and move on; or you...
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Nothing Drops Property Values Like Noisy Sex
Apparently I’ve been playing this real estate game all wrong. Day after day, I ask my Realtor to hook me up with a place where...
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The Single Best VMA Reaction to Lady Gaga’s Ass
With all the attention paid to Miley Cyrus’ ass during last week’s VMAs, Lady Gaga’s incredibly respectable derriere was left pulling for second place. But...
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Tits and Ask: My Girlfriend’s Addicted to Her Vibrator
My girlfriend seems to be spending an inordinate amount of time with her vibrator. We’ve been dating for a couple years and the sex is...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Kendra Lust
Kendra Lust is stunningly beautiful, charming and funny. But for all these positive traits, she’s well aware of the one thing she’s got that garners...
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Sex With Robots Probably Going to Start Happening Soon
As a young, impressionable lad watching the Star Wars movies, I remember being quite taken with the droids. I also remember asking myself that timeless...
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Miley versus Madonna
Whilst Twitter was all abuzz last night over Miley’s VMA’s performance (I think the common refrain was #ShitShow), I couldn’t help but think back to...
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The Only 6 Seconds of Miley Cyrus’s VMA Performance You Need to See
For those of you who wondering, it took Miley Cyrus 41 seconds into her performance of “We Can’t Stop” at last night’s Video Music Awards...
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Tits and Ask: Can A Lousy Lay Be Saved?
I’m dating a girl I spent over a year chasing and I’ve come to realize to my horror that she has zero sex game. Foreplay...
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Is It Ever OK To Masturbate While On A Date?
Short answer: No. There’s a scene in Celeste and Jesse Forever in which Celeste is out on a date with a hipster and they proceed...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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