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Sadly, by “Yorkie,” Miss Ohio Means “Dog”
Miss Utah is getting all the press from last night’s Miss USA pageant for noting that we, as a society, need to “create education better.”...
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Tits and Ask: How to Forget the Unforgettable Ex
Need laughable but free sex advice? Hit us up, pilgrim. To Ken and Ariel: What is the best way to get over someone? I’ve been...
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Where to Place that Booty Call
Advantages of going to his house: -I can silently judge him according to his decor -He can’t judge my autographed 1987 Broadway poster of “Cats!”...
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In News Surprising No One, Men Mature Slower than Women
Thanks to a tweet by FOX 25’s Shannon Mulaire, I was hipped to a recent UK study that determined, astonishingly, that men reach maturity at...
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Miley Cyrus Enters the “All Ass, All the Time” Stage of Her Career
As her career continues on its trajectory from “Disney star” to “pop culture oddity” to the inevitable “‘Cupcake Wars’ panelist,” I’m glad to see that...
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7 Least Sexy Breakfasts in Bed
Guys, when a lady stays for the night, there’s nothing classier than making breakfast for her the next morning. If you can pull it off...
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Tits and Ask: Married + Coworker = Do Not Screw
Dear K&A: I’ve been fooling around for about a year now with a woman from my office. She’s married, and a good ten years older...
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My Boyfriend, the Killer
It’s nice to see that as picky as woman can be these days, there are still some old-fashioned gals who appreciated the fact that a...
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Target is Within Range
I’m not much for visualization or Law of Attraction (despite my 800 vision boards, I have yet to look like, or become Tom Brady’s wife)...
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“Hey, You With the Boobs!”
There’s a girl at my office with the biggest rack ever. I mean, there’s simply no other way to put it. Hindenburg-huge. Preposterously gargantuan. Incapable...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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