Sexy MF: The Perfect Man?
He’s handsome, successful and has dedicated his adult life to sexually pleasing women. Sounds like the perfect man, right?
I first heard the name Manuel Ferrara on the Howard Stern Show. Two characters from the HS Show were interviewing female porn stars at the AVN Awards (for those of you who are porn novices – the AVNs are the Oscars of adult film.) Standard satellite morning radio questions were asked, ‘do you like it in the ass’. (the resounding answer was ‘mmmm, yes!’) Money shots were mentioned, the mythical Dirty Sanchez…and then they asked, ‘who is the best guy you’ve ever been with?’.
Girl after girl said, “Manuel Ferrara”. And they didn’t just say he was good; they cooed, they ooh’d and aah’d, they agreed with each other (seemingly they all had a taste of this magical man!). Howard stopped tape and said, “who is Manuel Ferrara and how do I not know him? I think hate him!”
Well, I was inching down the 10 freeway trying to force my brain to remember this name; “Manuel Ferrara”. If 4 out of 5 porn stars agreed he was the best they ever had, I needed to see what he could do.
So later that night after feeding and walking myself and the dogs, I sat down and fired up Google. I watched the first link I found. I clicked ‘play’. It was a surprising 45 minute long clip, but I was committed to not fast-forwarding.
It didn’t start well. A lone Eastern-European-looking gal sat in a lawn chair by a pool, she took a drag on her cigarette and said something unintelligible. I was immediately turned off. She had the worst eye makeup I have ever seen, black shadow spread all the way to her eyebrows, her limp greasy hair was shagged and falling in her face. She sucked on the cigarette like, well, like a dick. And when she spoke you saw a mouth full of teeth going every which way but straight. She posed for the camera, and lifted up her tacky skirt to show off her goodies. I was about to give up. Maybe he’s not really in this video? Maybe I was duped. But then he walked into frame.
He’s handsome in a euro way. Dark & swarthy. But thicker like an American guy. I’d heard he was French, so I was thinking he might show up with skinny jeans and scarf, but he’s in jeans and a t-shirt. He’s not greasy, not ‘porn’ cheesy (the reason I’ve never been an enormous fan of porn is, I like hot men… And porn has a shortage of those). He’s a good looking man (and not covered in tattoos which is all the rage these days.)
So is that all it takes for me, a hot guy? (admittedly, yes, sometimes)
But I was about to be a convert. Mister Ferrara took this iffy looking woman and began to work her out. I’m not gonna get into the nitty gritty details. There was oral, there were fingers & mouths, there was an impressive appendage, but what really blew me away (tee hee) was 3 things specifically:
# 1. He kissed the girl. And he didn’t just kiss her like’ “oh yeah, I’m supposed to do this now, and then I can watch my penis go in and out”. He kissed her like he meant it. Like she was his long lost love and they found each other after years of hardship on a bridge over the river Seine and they had no idea when they could ever be together again. That kind of kiss.
# 2. He looked her in the eye as he gave it to her. He would hold her face and watch her as she responded to his skills. He had an intensity that I can honestly say no guy has ever shown me. He was committed to them both being in the experience together. He never closed his eyes.
#3. This woman; makeup streaming all over her face, her body being twisted and turned in ways that would likely cause her great bodily pain the next day, was in the throes of SHEER ECSTASY. She had obviously stopped caring about what she looked like, what the camera was seeing, I might go so far as to suggest she may have forgotten her own name.
Where do I sign up for that!!???
Well, the likelihood of me having sex with an international adult star is extremely minimal. I’m also not inclined to quit my well paid entertainment gig to switch careers and become a pro just to get a shot at him. Plus, he has a girlfriend (a hot one) so….Basically I don’t have a chance in hell. (Though, I have done it in imagination and it was good, better than George Clooney)
I can however use my skills as a writer and inquisitive person to get him to share his secrets and tell us ladies & gentlemen what he does, why he does it, why it seems to be better than the way the rest of us do it, how it makes him feel, and how we can try to feel it too (on our own, for those of you who have already Googled and are new fans.) So my new goal in life is, I want to interview Manuel Ferrara! Everyone knows all the lady porn stars, but it’s about time us regular girls have a man we can objectify and get our men to emulate.
And our dreams came true! Check out our interview with the one and only porn god himself here.