All posts by Ariel
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The Allure of Those Who Rock
What is it about dudes on stage, with guitars, that seem to get women all a-lather? In any other setting, most would probably cross the...
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Catfish, The Matrix, and That Pesky Moment of Truth
Did you see that episode of Catfish the other night? It turns out she was dating a 5,000 pound Beluga whale that had escaped from...
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When the Ex Has Left The Building
An ex is usually an ex for a very good reason. When things don’t work out, you wish them well and move on; or you...
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Miley versus Madonna
Whilst Twitter was all abuzz last night over Miley’s VMA’s performance (I think the common refrain was #ShitShow), I couldn’t help but think back to...
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Is It Ever OK To Masturbate While On A Date?
Short answer: No. There’s a scene in Celeste and Jesse Forever in which Celeste is out on a date with a hipster and they proceed...
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Hand Jobs Throughout The Ages
Romeo. If my heart’s dear love — Juliet. Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night:...
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And Now For Something Completely Different
Ahh, that’s better.
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Play The Field and Win the Man of Your Dreams*
*If your dreams involve Freddy Krueger The advice for women to play the field is the basis of many a self-help book and equivalent of...
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You Got Game?
Bars are supposed to be places in which you relax, take a load off, have a few drinks with friends. Or, if you’re single, it’s...
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College Chicks Hook Up, Water Is Wet, Sky is Blue, etc.
So by now you’ve probably read, or perhaps your grandmother sent you the link, from the NY Times’ incredibly ground-breaking, revelatory piece that women in...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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