Ariel, Author at Ken & Ariel

The Allure of Those Who Rock
By Ariel on September 24, 2013
What is it about dudes on stage, with guitars, that seem to get women all a-lather? In any other setting, most would probably cross the...
Catfish, The Matrix, and That Pesky Moment of Truth
By Ariel on September 12, 2013
Did you see that episode of Catfish the other night? It turns out she was dating a 5,000 pound Beluga whale that had escaped from...
When the Ex Has Left The Building
By Ariel on September 5, 2013
An ex is usually an ex for a very good reason. When things don’t work out, you wish them well and move on; or you...
Miley versus Madonna
By Ariel on August 26, 2013
Whilst Twitter was all abuzz last night over Miley’s VMA’s performance (I think the common refrain was #ShitShow), I couldn’t help but think back to...
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Is It Ever OK To Masturbate While On A Date?
By Ariel on August 22, 2013
Short answer: No. There’s a scene in Celeste and Jesse Forever in which Celeste is out on a date with a hipster and they proceed...
Hand Jobs Throughout The Ages
By Ariel on August 8, 2013
Romeo. If my heart’s dear love — Juliet. Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night:...
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And Now For Something Completely Different
By Ariel on August 7, 2013
Ahh, that’s better.
Play The Field and Win the Man of Your Dreams*
By Ariel on August 1, 2013
*If your dreams involve Freddy Krueger The advice for women to play the field is the basis of many a self-help book and equivalent of...
You Got Game?
By Ariel on July 25, 2013
Bars are supposed to be places in which you relax, take a load off, have a few drinks with friends. Or, if you’re single, it’s...
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College Chicks Hook Up, Water Is Wet, Sky is Blue, etc.
By Ariel on July 18, 2013
So by now you’ve probably read, or perhaps your grandmother sent you the link, from the NY Times’ incredibly ground-breaking, revelatory piece that women in...