All posts by Ariel

  • Fake It ‘Til You Make It?

    A woman faking an orgasm seems as ancient as that old chestnut of a movie, “When Harry Met Sally.” Chicks snickered and winked knowingly, exchanged...

  • Kinda Indecent Proposal

    So I’m taking a stroll, in the relentless Cali sunshine, when this dude approaches. “You over 18?” “Excuse me?” He pulls out his card. “I’m...

  • Sending the Wrong Message

    Formerly the artistic bent of bikers and sailers, tattoos have become as mainstream as apple pie and Starbucks enemas. Your best friend has one. Your...

  • Adventures in Online Dating: The Stand Up

    OK so there were a few red flags. The fact that his username was “yeahI’mperfect”, that every picture on his profile had him lovingly cradling...

  • Take a Picture, It Lasts Longer. In Fact, Take Several.

    Note to Self: when on POF (Plenty of Fakes? Plenty of old Farts?), avoid the “one-picture” profiles. I don’t care how Instagram-Hipster-grammed, how artistically black...

  • Tits and Ask: Girls Gone Wildin’

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: In this day and age, it seems that women are far too interested in playing the field and not committing to...

  • Does “Spreading the Wealth” Include F#$k Buddies?

    My girlfriend has had this fuck buddy for about 6 months now. Their relationship basically revolves around a couple of neighborhood bars. They met in...

  • Porno for Paranoids

    I remember the first time I saw a porno. I was around 13, my parents were out late, and I was bored, switching channels. I...

  • VD: Not Just an STD

    In offices across America, there is a day that is full of hopes and fears, the pinnacle of dreams and cruelest of realities…“the thrill of...