All posts by Ariel

  • Tits and Ask: Edible Underwear

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: The other day, I walked out of the bathroom to find my boyfriend actually tonguing a pair of panties that he...

  • The Coolidge Effect versus The Obama Effect

    Have you heard of the Coolidge Effect? It is, in fact, named after our 30th President, who entered office after Harding kicked the bucket. The...

  • Getting off: Are You a Sick Fuck, Or What?

    Recently, I wrote about how online porn can fuck up your libido. That was an enjoyable read, huh. Well, now I want to delve deeper...

  • Off The Beaten Path

    As much as my ovulatory urges may dictate slabs of man-meat in fit packages, I’m grateful that my sexual attraction, for the most part, does...

  • You Say He Just A Friend

    No, I’m not talking about that friend. I’m talking about the “best” friend. They say you can judge a person by his friends. Fine, that’s...

  • Sex Before Marriage is SUCH a Bad Idea, You Guys

    So I was in Church yesterday, where I’m usually at every day, and I was just doing my prayer thang, and it went something like...

  • Me So Horny

    So, like most women I’m down for whateva, wheneva. Howeva: there’s a certain time of the month where my sex drive goes into overdrive; I...

  • Burn, Bridge, Burn

    Recently, I went to an LA entertainment event. Some big shots in the industry were speaking, and several non-big shots/wanna-be big shots were in attendance,...

  • The Penis Shot: A Necessary Addition to the Family Photo Album?

    Hey, as many of you are probably aware, I celebrate full frontal, on the big screen as well as the small screen. But I should...

  • Dating Outside Your Zip Code

    In the city of cars cars cars traffic traffic traffic, the difficulty of dating someone east of the 405 (in my case) or 5 to...