All posts by Ariel

  • Boy Butts Need Lovin Too

    Perhaps with not the, say, rabid affection that my partner in crime has for the female derriere, I have a lil’ thing for butts too....

  • Fantasy or Fucking?

      I…was just staring, slack-jawed, at these lovely men, and wondering why I don’t masturbate to their pictures more. Or at all, for that matter....

  • Tits and Ask: I’m In Love With An Old Fart

    Dear Ken & Ariel: I’m 23, and dating a guy who’s older. Actually, double my age. We’ve been together for a couple months and he’s...

  • VD Files: Random Musings

    Welcome to Valentines Day. A celebration of all things red, and of love. Or, as some of us call it, A Day of Infamy. Will...

  • Hotness, Sexness, and Rife Unhappiness: An Episode Review of Girls

    Every so often we’ll give our opinion of cultural things, like movie reviews, book reviews, and whether today’s market price of $50 for a hand...

  • Tits and Ask: Small Steel Barbell = Best Smoothie Evah?

    DEAR KEN & ARIEL: This girl who lives down the hall from me got her tongue pierced, which she says improves her ability to orally...

  • The Tale of the Missing Cell Phone

      This story was told to me by a friend; admittedly, it could very well have happened to me, in fact probably has happened to...

  • Tits and Ask: The Joys of Public Transportation

    (Editor’s note: believe it or not, this question was actually NOT written by Ken. We think.) DEAR KEN & ARIEL: Everyday I take the subway...

  • Talk Talk

    After a particularly rousing day of LARP-ing internet porn, the dude turned to me and said, very matter-of-factly: “So, you know, I don’t think I...

  • Penis I Have Known: A Memoir

    The male reproductive organ gets quite a lot of attention. Buildings, rockets and No. 2 pencils emulate it; girls and (some) guys chase it, get...