All posts by Ken

  • Coming Up Lame at the Moment of Truth

    Anyone with even a passing interest in this blog (hi, Mom!) knows one thing about me: I am all about the female derriere. You need...

  • We Are (Not) Family

    Everyone knows that couple. The ones who look more like siblings than lovers. The ones who make everyone a wee bit uncomfortable when they start...

  • All Alone On an Island of Truth

    I spend a lot of time travelling on business. And a lot of that time is spent travelling with female coworkers. It therefore goes without...

  • Local Weather Alert

    It’s going to be close to 100 degrees and humid in Boston today. Dress accordingly, ladies.

  • My Love of Good Grammar Still Not Getting Me Laid

    There are three things I truly, deeply, madly love: 1) Women 2) Women who allow me to go down on them 3) Exceptional grammar and...

  • Further Proof My Job Blows

    So I was laying about this morning, flipping through the channels, and I catch an old Madonna music video. In said video, “Beautiful Stranger,” which...

  • At Last, a Reason to Watch the Olympics

    Honestly, I had very little interest in the 2012 Olympics. Until I read this story about Australian gold medal swimmer Stephanie Rice, who came under...

  • Just to Confirm…

    If you attend Sunday mass but spend the entire 45 minutes that you’re there thinking about nothing but Asian women in yoga pants, do you...

  • How To Sell Women’s Socks. To Guys.

    See? Someone at American Apparel gets it. Because when I’m shopping for socks for that special lady in my life, I’m guided by the following...

  • God Bless the Women Who Will Be Drinking This Weekend

    As always, have your cameras ready. Thank you. And good day.