All posts by Ken

  • How Progress Is Ruining the Handjob for Everyone. Mostly Me.

    I’ve long been the handjob’s biggest fan. Don’t get me wrong; I enjoy open mic night as much as any other red-blooded guy. But there’s...

  • The Night a Thong Sent Me to the Emergency Room

    Confession: I’m obsessed with female underwear. I don’t wear it myself — at least not since the “college days” — but I absolutely fucking live...

  • Because Women Do This On Purpose, Right?

    My fifty something female boss, an infinite source of masturbatory material over the seven years I’ve worked for her, came into my office last Friday...

  • All About the Digits

    Alright, I confess. I’m a slave to the “finger smoothie.” On paper, it’s got to be one of the most cloying “moves” ever devised: Guy...

  • Where Do We Go From Here?

    If action, entertainment, sports and general stuff ‘n’ nonsense are your thang, you could do a lot worse than clicking this link to Ticket Liquidator’s...

  • Tits and Ask: Is She Cheating?

    
DEAR KEN & ARIEL: I think my girlfriend may be cheating on me. We’ve been dating for a couple of months. The sex came to...

  • The Type of Party I Never Seem to Get Invited To

    No idea what the ladies in this photo are doing. But, honestly, so long as they’d be willing to let me watch, I could care...

  • The Ultimate Buzzkill

    Every guy has their holy shit girl. The one so twisted, so deviant, so possessing of a mind that conjures sexual scenarios rivaling the ones...