All posts by Ken
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Miley Cyrus Eats Thong, Remains Number One in Our Hearts
We’ve reached the point where hearing that Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour by faux-blowing a Bill Clinton look-alike, straddling an over-sized hot dog...
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10 Valentine’s Day Cards I’d Like to Send
Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store and think, “they just don’t offer the sentiments I’m hoping to express to...
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In News Surprising No One, Men Okay with Oral on the First Date
I don’t know what I find more surprising: the fact that yet another survey has determined that more men approve of oral on the first...
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Latest Threat to American Productivity: Office-Friendly Yoga Pants
I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at work. And the thing that bothers me most about being at the office...
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Tits and Ask: Are You the Placeholder Girlfriend?
My boyfriend and I broke up for a month, then tried to get back together. I found out that during the time we were apart,...
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Quick Tips to Keep Christmas Sexy
The holidays are all about dashing through snow, gulping down nog, bullshit gifts from your office Secret Santa and death by Bing Crosby. But the...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star Sheena Ryder
First things first: Sheena Ryder is fucking awesome. With solid good looks, affable personality and a killer bod, she’d be pretty believable playing anything from...
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“The Hand Job” or “That Time I Only Thought I Was Winning”
About five or six years ago, I got into a pretty good thing with a female co-worker. It started with some coy glances and fearless...
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The Guide to Loving Like a Porn Star
Helping people get laid has been big business ever since Neanderthal Man hosted the first “Innovative Ways to Drag Her Back to Your Cave” seminar....
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Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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