“Merry Christmas, Asshole.” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like I’d Rather Date Your Brother.” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Then Fuck Off and...
With all the ass-centric video getting churned out by the likes of Iggy Azalea, Nikki Minaj and Meghan Trainor, you could bet it would only...
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round...
One night, a couple months back, I was hit with a sudden bout of booze- and hard-on-induced insomnia. Unable to get back to sleep, and...
Ladies and germs, my name’s Ken. And I’m an ass man. And part of being an ass man — some may say the most important...
First things first: Layton Benton is awesome. Yes, she has killer good looks and a body to match, making her an in-demand adult actress and...
Canada’s favorite son may not be the mega-selling superstar he once was, but he has left a rich legacy of musical compositions that, during the...
When you think of exporters of insanely round asses, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and the Bronx are likely among the first places that come...
We’ve reached the point where hearing that Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour by faux-blowing a Bill Clinton look-alike, straddling an over-sized hot dog...
Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store and think, “they just don’t offer the sentiments I’m hoping to express to...