All posts by Ken
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Latest Threat to American Productivity: Office-Friendly Yoga Pants
I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at work. And the thing that bothers me most about being at the office...
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Tits and Ask: Are You the Placeholder Girlfriend?
My boyfriend and I broke up for a month, then tried to get back together. I found out that during the time we were apart,...
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Quick Tips to Keep Christmas Sexy
The holidays are all about dashing through snow, gulping down nog, bullshit gifts from your office Secret Santa and death by Bing Crosby. But the...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star Sheena Ryder
First things first: Sheena Ryder is fucking awesome. With solid good looks, affable personality and a killer bod, she’d be pretty believable playing anything from...
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“The Hand Job” or “That Time I Only Thought I Was Winning”
About five or six years ago, I got into a pretty good thing with a female co-worker. It started with some coy glances and fearless...
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The Guide to Loving Like a Porn Star
Helping people get laid has been big business ever since Neanderthal Man hosted the first “Innovative Ways to Drag Her Back to Your Cave” seminar....
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Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever...
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10 Ways to Make Thanksgiving Sexier
Although history tells us the pilgrims came to this country to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion, that’s pure BS. They came here for...
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Repsect the Ass: An Interview with Mia Isabella
The first time I witnessed the absolute glory that is Mia Isabella’s derriere, it was in a Vine. A Vine that knocked me to the...
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Tits and Ask: Why You Never Bang Your Best Friend’s Sister
Dear Ken and Ariel: Is it ever okay to bang your best friend’s sister? KEN SAYS: Bang your best friend’s sister? Why the hell not?...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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