All posts by Ken
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Christmas Music, as Composed by My Ex-Girlfriends
“Merry Christmas, Asshole.” “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like I’d Rather Date Your Brother.” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. Then Fuck Off and...
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Jennifer Lopez Throws Down the Ass Gauntlet
With all the ass-centric video getting churned out by the likes of Iggy Azalea, Nikki Minaj and Meghan Trainor, you could bet it would only...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Kinky Gaga
One night, a couple months back, I was hit with a sudden bout of booze- and hard-on-induced insomnia. Unable to get back to sleep, and...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview With Richelle Ryan
Ladies and germs, my name’s Ken. And I’m an ass man. And part of being an ass man — some may say the most important...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Layton Benton
First things first: Layton Benton is awesome. Yes, she has killer good looks and a body to match, making her an in-demand adult actress and...
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Line from a Porn Flick or Bryan Adams Lyric?
Canada’s favorite son may not be the mega-selling superstar he once was, but he has left a rich legacy of musical compositions that, during the...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Porn Star Cindy Starfall
When you think of exporters of insanely round asses, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and the Bronx are likely among the first places that come...
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Miley Cyrus Eats Thong, Remains Number One in Our Hearts
We’ve reached the point where hearing that Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour by faux-blowing a Bill Clinton look-alike, straddling an over-sized hot dog...
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10 Valentine’s Day Cards I’d Like to Send
Ever scan the aisles of V-day cards at the local drug store and think, “they just don’t offer the sentiments I’m hoping to express to...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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