All posts by Ken
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The Guide to Loving Like a Porn Star
Helping people get laid has been big business ever since Neanderthal Man hosted the first “Innovative Ways to Drag Her Back to Your Cave” seminar....
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Freaks But Never the Hot Girl: The Joys of Flying on Airplanes
Over the last couple days, with the Thanksgiving holiday in full-tilt, a lot of you may have found yourselves on airplanes. And if you’ve ever...
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10 Ways to Make Thanksgiving Sexier
Although history tells us the pilgrims came to this country to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion, that’s pure BS. They came here for...
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Repsect the Ass: An Interview with Mia Isabella
The first time I witnessed the absolute glory that is Mia Isabella’s derriere, it was in a Vine. A Vine that knocked me to the...
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Tits and Ask: Why You Never Bang Your Best Friend’s Sister
Dear Ken and Ariel: Is it ever okay to bang your best friend’s sister? KEN SAYS: Bang your best friend’s sister? Why the hell not?...
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My Favorite Sex Positions, Volume One
Thank god someone had the good sense to start adding detailed definitions of sex acts and positions to Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary. Because now, future...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Savannah Fox
Full disclosure: Without porn star and ass model extraordinaire Savannah Fox, or “Big Booty Fox” as she is affectionately known on Twitter, there would be...
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Action Cam + Yoga Pants + Motorcycle = Magic
Ever since the advent of the action cam, there have been all sorts of fantastic perspectives available to the armchair adventurer. If I ever want...
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Tits and Ask: The Delicate Art of Balancing Two Lovers
How can a woman have sex with two different guys on regular basis and not have it totally confuse her heart and head? KEN SAYS:...
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Open Letter to the Woman in the Iams Dog Food Commercial
First things first: I am a huge supporter of our American armed forces. To me, the folks who keep this country safe for yoga pants...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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