Boy Butts Need Lovin Too

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Perhaps with not the, say, rabid affection that my partner in crime has for the female derriere, I have a lil’ thing for butts too. A man that can fill out his jeans on both the front and back end is the kind of man who can fill up my…social calendar anytime. Bubble butts are the bomb; flat as sad pancakes or folding chairs give me nothing to grab. And I wanna grab! Especially when you’re on top of me and I need something to hold onto before you thrust me into outer space.

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On the front end, I actually like grabbing this. That muscle that’s east of the hip bone that is kind of an on-ramp towards the highway to heaven? Yeah, that. I just like wrapping my hands around each hip right around there and giving that a tug. I don’t know why, I just do. And just be grateful I’m not tugging anything further south.

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I also like the scooped-out muscle on the side of the butt. That feels amazing, and it’s usually when the butt is clenched (what you guys tend to do when you come) that I can sliiiiiiide my hand down the hill and vale. Thank you for that.

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Butt dimples: yay or nay? In this case, yaaaaaaay! That’s like getting double sprinkles on your ice cream, extra whip on your latte.

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…But from this angle, I dunno, they look kinda weird. Almost like a stingray. Obv. there’s also something a bit off about starfish fucking.

Google images was woefully lame when I searched for “cute guy butts” “male butts please” and “why aren’t there more good pictures of guy’s butts?!?” so I’m depending on you, readers, to replenish the well. I’m counting on you!!!

4 Comments

    • Ariel

      March 4, 2013 at 10:25 am

      I LOVE YOU!!!!

  1. Shelby Lynn

    March 5, 2013 at 1:34 am

    If you want some insane hip dips, Sergio Ramos. http://www.menshealth.es/fitness/deportes/articulo/este-mes-sergio-ramos-en-men-s-health

    Also guys underestimate the power of man booty. They need to do the Buns of Steel work out if they want to pick up chicks! If I could change one thing about my hubby I’d give him some more junk in that trunk. 🙂

    • Ariel

      March 7, 2013 at 12:52 am

      HIP DIPS!!!!!!!! MY NEW FAVORITE WORD!!!!!!!!
      and that video…….uunnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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