Ariel’s Rants

  • Off The Beaten Path

    As much as my ovulatory urges may dictate slabs of man-meat in fit packages, I’m grateful that my sexual attraction, for the most part, does...

  • You Say He Just A Friend

    No, I’m not talking about that friend. I’m talking about the “best” friend. They say you can judge a person by his friends. Fine, that’s...

  • Sex Before Marriage is SUCH a Bad Idea, You Guys

    So I was in Church yesterday, where I’m usually at every day, and I was just doing my prayer thang, and it went something like...

  • Me So Horny

    So, like most women I’m down for whateva, wheneva. Howeva: there’s a certain time of the month where my sex drive goes into overdrive; I...

  • Burn, Bridge, Burn

    Recently, I went to an LA entertainment event. Some big shots in the industry were speaking, and several non-big shots/wanna-be big shots were in attendance,...

  • The Penis Shot: A Necessary Addition to the Family Photo Album?

    Hey, as many of you are probably aware, I celebrate full frontal, on the big screen as well as the small screen. But I should...

  • Dating Outside Your Zip Code

    In the city of cars cars cars traffic traffic traffic, the difficulty of dating someone east of the 405 (in my case) or 5 to...

  • Boy Butts Need Lovin Too

    Perhaps with not the, say, rabid affection that my partner in crime has for the female derriere, I have a lil’ thing for butts too....

  • Fantasy or Fucking?

      I…was just staring, slack-jawed, at these lovely men, and wondering why I don’t masturbate to their pictures more. Or at all, for that matter....

  • VD Files: Random Musings

    Welcome to Valentines Day. A celebration of all things red, and of love. Or, as some of us call it, A Day of Infamy. Will...