Ariel’s Rants

  • Pretty Fly For A Man-Child

    Click here to watch I think of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as part of the man-child posse: Elijah Wood, Tobey Maguire, Leo DiCaprio, the boys who we...

  • Refried Sex Life

    Hooking up with an ex usually happens when you’re single (at least, for the sake of keeping things simple, let’s pretend it’s so.) And it’s...

  • Baby Daddy

    I don’t know if it’s my advancing age or just the state of the world we live in, but there are a lot of DILFs...

  • My League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    Since I’ve spent a fair amount of time bitching about les douches and one-night stans, it’s about time I forgo rants for raves. There have...

  • My Ass.

    “It’s ass week at Ken & Ariel!” Ken bellowed. Wha? Wait, what day is it…month is it? Do I have to pay rent? Did I...

  • Why Did I Get Off The Couch?

    I was happily ensconced, Zesty Ranch Doritos nestled lovingly betwixt my breasts, watching “Risky Business,” when the phone rang. It’s Saturday night, it screamed. Plans...

  • So I Dated a Douche (And I’m The Douche for Dating Him)

    First of all, let me start off by saying I love menz. Lovely, incredible, and amazing dudes out there, I salute you. Unfortunately, that’s not...

  • To Date The Impossible Dream

    After spending the past few weeks watching paragons of physical perfection leap, run, swim and slide across my TV screen, I had the thought that...

  • Metanotherfrog.com – almost star fucked!

    So I almost became a personal assistant to a kinda famous actor. And lived to tell the tale. Metanotherfrog.com was kind enough to let me...

  • Back to School

    In high school there was this dude. He was the captain of the soccer team…or was it the lacrosse team? Swim team? Doesn’t matter. He...