Ariel’s Rants

  • My Tits

    Our site tends to get a bit ass-centric (this week being no exception) so I thought I’d give a shout-out to the two honeydew melons...

  • Catch of the Day

    Cindy was single and bored. Her cousin Christine said her boyfriend knew this guy at work who seemed pretty cool. Christine believed single people were...

  • The Truth about Cats and Dogs: They Ruin My Sex Life

    I hope I don’t get in trouble with MSPCA or Cat Fancy Magazine for this post. But I gotta come clean – those bitches and...

  • Just Friends

    Gentle reader, I have been relegated to the friend zone. It’s similar to being stuck at an airport gate, forlornly clutching your $8.50 watered-down iced...

  • Ariel Got a Quickie!

    The lovely, talented and amazing folks over at Met Another Frog asked me for a quickie – and of course I couldn’t say no! Check...

  • Ariel’s Book Report: Fifty Shades of Grey

    So the book that’s making housewives everywhere squirm (in a good way) finally got into my grubby hands last week. Let’s just say it’s a...

  • Let’s Face It, We’re Fucked.

    As we traipse through this bizarre experience we call life, we like to think that we are masters of our destiny. We tie our own...

  • So I Ran Into My Ex…

    …with his new chick. The only possibly worse scenario I can think of is having my armpit hair removed with fire ants. It caught me...

  • Something She Dated-a brilliant site, a humble post

    Hey y’all, I had the honor of being a guest blogger for the lovely and equally lascivious (if not more so) sex and dating blogger...

  • In Luv Wif A Gangsta

    An acquaintance was bragging recently about all the thugs she knew from her hood. “You’d never know it to look at me,” she said smugly,...