Hooray for Pervs

  • Getting off: Are You a Sick Fuck, Or What?

    Recently, I wrote about how online porn can fuck up your libido. That was an enjoyable read, huh. Well, now I want to delve deeper...

  • Bloggers Assemble! What’s On Your Sexual Bucket List?

    Once again, we have assembled a team of elite bloggers — also known as the bloggers who responded to my email — to present a...

  • Off The Beaten Path

    As much as my ovulatory urges may dictate slabs of man-meat in fit packages, I’m grateful that my sexual attraction, for the most part, does...

  • Why They Won’t Let Me Work Retail

    If there’s one thing I never get tired of writing about (besides baby penguins and the little-known boxing champ of the 1920s, Amos “sonuvabitch” Jenkins),...

  • Me So Horny

    So, like most women I’m down for whateva, wheneva. Howeva: there’s a certain time of the month where my sex drive goes into overdrive; I...