Hooray for Pervs

  • Kelly Divine Inspires Voters Better Than Our Last Ten Presidents

    I’ve seen lots of porn stars reach out to fans via Twitter in attempts to gain votes for various online competitions. But I have yet...

  • Bloggers Assemble!: The Movie About Your Sex Life

    Once again this month we put out the call to some of our favorite bloggers/Tweeters and asked them a question of grave importance (to us):...

  • The Night 69ing Almost Cost Me an Eye

    Ladies, I’m a pretty easy guy to figure out. Let me buy you some beers, laugh or at least nod at my ridiculous attempts to...

  • Every Date Happening in America Tonight

    We created this creepy-ass meme for the latest installment of SEX ADVICE FROM ENGLISH MAJORS at DigBoston. It seemed appropriate enough to share here as...

  • Sexy Valentine Action: How to Eat Ice Cream Off a Woman’s Ass!

    Okay, listen. I like ice cream. I like ass. So really, it was only a matter of time until I concocted some Costanza-esque way to...

  • 5 Ways to Make a Blizzard Sexy

    As the great Cameron Frye noted in a tweet earlier today, Blizzard Nemo is about to come all over the East Coast’s face, dumping anywhere...

  • Talk Talk

    After a particularly rousing day of LARP-ing internet porn, the dude turned to me and said, very matter-of-factly: “So, you know, I don’t think I...

  • Penis I Have Known: A Memoir

    The male reproductive organ gets quite a lot of attention. Buildings, rockets and No. 2 pencils emulate it; girls and (some) guys chase it, get...

  • By Any Other Name

    So I happen to overhear a conversation between two female coworkers this morning, and one of them starts talking matter-of-factly about her boyfriend’s “dink.” “Dink”?...

  • Full Frontal Jacket: A Celebration of Onscreen Peen

    I wanted to follow up Ken’s homage to the female onscreen derriere with my own homage to something that’s sadly lacking in mainstream cinema: gratuitous...