Hooray for Pervs

  • 5 Ways to Make a Blizzard Sexy

    By on February 8, 2013

    As the great Cameron Frye noted in a tweet earlier today, Blizzard Nemo is about to come all over the East Coast’s face, dumping anywhere...

  • Talk Talk

    By on January 30, 2013

    After a particularly rousing day of LARP-ing internet porn, the dude turned to me and said, very matter-of-factly: “So, you know, I don’t think I...

  • Penis I Have Known: A Memoir

    By on January 23, 2013

    The male reproductive organ gets quite a lot of attention. Buildings, rockets and No. 2 pencils emulate it; girls and (some) guys chase it, get...

  • By Any Other Name

    By on January 16, 2013

    So I happen to overhear a conversation between two female coworkers this morning, and one of them starts talking matter-of-factly about her boyfriend’s “dink.” “Dink”?...

  • Full Frontal Jacket: A Celebration of Onscreen Peen

    By on January 10, 2013

    I wanted to follow up Ken’s homage to the female onscreen derriere with my own homage to something that’s sadly lacking in mainstream cinema: gratuitous...

  • O Face Files: Are Vaginal Orgasms Having More Fun Than Clitoral Orgasms?

    By on January 8, 2013

    I discovered my clit whilst hanging at a bar – the monkey bars, to be precise. In grade school I quickly realized rubbing up against...

  • Five Movies In Which an Ass Shot is the Only Highlight

    By on January 7, 2013

    Like you, I enjoy watching movies. Like some of you, I will often suffer through a truly reprehensible flick if it means I might be...

  • Talkin Dirty

    By on January 3, 2013

    The fun stuff about sex isn’t just insert A into B (or in some cases, insert F7 into B4), but the goings-on in-between. The licking,...

  • Merry Christmakwanzakah!

    By on December 24, 2012

    As you stand in 3-hour TSA lines just for the privilege of being felt up (or better, your naked image served up for laughs at...

  • Screw Helping Orphans; Miss USA Can Tie a Cherry Stem With Her Tongue

    By on December 22, 2012

    I found it funny when, during this week’s Miss USA pageant, it was noted that Olivia Culpo, Miss Rhode Island, can tie a cherry stem...