Latest Threat to American Productivity: Office-Friendly Yoga Pants

I find that lately, I spend an inordinate amount of time at work. And the thing that bothers me most about being at the office — beyond their strict “no masturbation in...

What Not to Do After a Meeting

Note to Self, #3,765-B: The next time you’re in a meeting in...

Bring Your Smoking Hot College-Aged Daughter to Work Day

So the boss brings her daughter into the office today. Her 20...

Is There Such Thing as “Hot By Association”?

You know how sometimes you’ll have this really hot chick, and she...

Thanks, Women in Yoga Pants, For Ruining Everything

As a cog in the corporate machine, I am typically too busy...

The Four Types of Women In My Office Who Never Cease to Fascinate Me
By Ken on January 22, 2013
The Woman Who Talks Constantly About Sex: Every office has that woman who wears her sex life on her sleeve. Who has to tell everyone...
The Day My Job Became the Greatest Job in the History of Jobs
By Ken on November 13, 2012
Normally, I don’t like my job. It pays well, and does involve using my brain. But, for the most part, I spend my days dreaming...
Erection Day
By Ken on November 6, 2012
A couple weeks back, while waiting around at the only dentist’s office in town that doesn’t require pants, I read an interesting article in some...
Open Letter to the Women in My Office on Halloween
By Ken on October 31, 2012
Just to give you fair warning that once again, in recognition of Halloween, I will be dressing up in my usual costume: office chair.
The Casual Friday Survival Guide
By Ken on October 26, 2012
Today is Friday, which is casual day at my place of employ. This means that, even as I type these words, pretty much every woman...