Love Blows

  • Will Date For…Coffee

    By on November 7, 2012

    Good mornin’, y’all. Feeling a little groggy from last night? Well, check it: my Starbucks barista is totally hot. He’s from Brazil or Argentina or...

  • The Kind of Online Dating Email You’ve Been Dying to Get

    By on October 30, 2012

    Hi there, I am a very successful guy that spends way too much time on the road…I thought this would be a great way to...

  • Strung Out on Dick

    By on October 10, 2012

    Sweet Jesus, Help us Laydeez who get strung out on dick. It’s never pretty, is it. We start off all cool and independent, like Kate...

  • Much Love to the Spitters AND the Swallowers

    By on October 8, 2012

    I was out drinking with some female friends this weekend. Of course, as it always does when I’m buying, the subject turned to blowjobs. And...

  • Elope. Thank You.

    By on October 8, 2012

    You want me to be your bridesmaid? Wow, that’s…great. No really, what an honor. Let me open several new lines of credit for the following:...