Love Blows

  • Will Date For…Coffee

    Good mornin’, y’all. Feeling a little groggy from last night? Well, check it: my Starbucks barista is totally hot. He’s from Brazil or Argentina or...

  • The Kind of Online Dating Email You’ve Been Dying to Get

    Hi there, I am a very successful guy that spends way too much time on the road…I thought this would be a great way to...

  • Strung Out on Dick

    Sweet Jesus, Help us Laydeez who get strung out on dick. It’s never pretty, is it. We start off all cool and independent, like Kate...

  • Much Love to the Spitters AND the Swallowers

    I was out drinking with some female friends this weekend. Of course, as it always does when I’m buying, the subject turned to blowjobs. And...

  • Elope. Thank You.

    You want me to be your bridesmaid? Wow, that’s…great. No really, what an honor. Let me open several new lines of credit for the following:...