Love Blows
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Elope. Thank You.
You want me to be your bridesmaid? Wow, that’s…great. No really, what an honor. Let me open several new lines of credit for the following:...
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The Day The Boner Died: Does Online Porn Cause Erectile Dysfunction?
When I got the angelic iPhone, it became my new boyfriend. I was on it 24/7: downloading apps, surfing Blendr, snuggling with it in bed...
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Refried Sex Life
Hooking up with an ex usually happens when you’re single (at least, for the sake of keeping things simple, let’s pretend it’s so.) And it’s...
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Baby Daddy
I don’t know if it’s my advancing age or just the state of the world we live in, but there are a lot of DILFs...
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Every Relationship I Have Ever Been In, Summarized by the Things I Most Often Say at Each Stage
“Can I buy you drink?” “Another reason I’m a good catch: never had a cavity. In fact, I’ve brought along my dental records for your...
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So I Dated a Douche (And I’m The Douche for Dating Him)
First of all, let me start off by saying I love menz. Lovely, incredible, and amazing dudes out there, I salute you. Unfortunately, that’s not...
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Catch of the Day
Cindy was single and bored. Her cousin Christine said her boyfriend knew this guy at work who seemed pretty cool. Christine believed single people were...
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The Truth about Cats and Dogs: They Ruin My Sex Life
I hope I don’t get in trouble with MSPCA or Cat Fancy Magazine for this post. But I gotta come clean – those bitches and...
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Just Friends
Gentle reader, I have been relegated to the friend zone. It’s similar to being stuck at an airport gate, forlornly clutching your $8.50 watered-down iced...
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Let’s Face It, We’re Fucked.
As we traipse through this bizarre experience we call life, we like to think that we are masters of our destiny. We tie our own...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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