You want me to be your bridesmaid? Wow, that’s…great. No really, what an honor. Let me open several new lines of credit for the following:...
When I got the angelic iPhone, it became my new boyfriend. I was on it 24/7: downloading apps, surfing Blendr, snuggling with it in bed...
Hooking up with an ex usually happens when you’re single (at least, for the sake of keeping things simple, let’s pretend it’s so.) And it’s...
I don’t know if it’s my advancing age or just the state of the world we live in, but there are a lot of DILFs...
“Can I buy you drink?” “Another reason I’m a good catch: never had a cavity. In fact, I’ve brought along my dental records for your...
First of all, let me start off by saying I love menz. Lovely, incredible, and amazing dudes out there, I salute you. Unfortunately, that’s not...
Cindy was single and bored. Her cousin Christine said her boyfriend knew this guy at work who seemed pretty cool. Christine believed single people were...
I hope I don’t get in trouble with MSPCA or Cat Fancy Magazine for this post. But I gotta come clean – those bitches and...
Gentle reader, I have been relegated to the friend zone. It’s similar to being stuck at an airport gate, forlornly clutching your $8.50 watered-down iced...
As we traipse through this bizarre experience we call life, we like to think that we are masters of our destiny. We tie our own...