…with his new chick. The only possibly worse scenario I can think of is having my armpit hair removed with fire ants. It caught me...
I’m an average American white girl, vanilla-flavored with a fairly-mutt ethnic background. Thank God I live in LA, with its diverse population and numerous opportunities...
I’m a pretty reasonable person. Work 9-5, pay my taxes, stop at red lights…but I can also be a psychotic bitch, especially when another woman...
When I don’t have an “official” boyfriend, I don’t go on the Pill. I don’t really need to regulate my cycle, I don’t feel like...
This being LA, the land of looney-tunes, I tend to meet, greet and possibly fellate people whose professions are not of the usual doctor, lawyer,...
This weekend had me playing with white rappers from Idaho, on their west coast tour. By “playing”, I mean me hanging out at the bar...
I’m bloated ‘cuz I could be getting my period but most likely it’s because of Kettle Chips new “Tias!” collection which are ‘healthy’ tortilla chips...
In offices across America, there is a day that is full of hopes and fears, the pinnacle of dreams and cruelest of realities…“the thrill of...