Breaking Not-So-Bad

Last weekend, I helped a friend move. Normally, I don’t do that kind of shit for family, let alone friends, but this friend really needed the help and, as a bonus, she’s...

“The Hand Job” or “That Time I Only Thought I Was Winning”

About five or six years ago, I got into a pretty good...

How Mila Kunis Really Stole “Oz”

If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no...

What Not to Do After a Meeting

Note to Self, #3,765-B: The next time you’re in a meeting in...

Bring Your Smoking Hot College-Aged Daughter to Work Day

So the boss brings her daughter into the office today. Her 20...

Man with 132 Pound Nutsack Gets a TV Show, Prompts Me to Sell My TV
By Ken on August 7, 2013
Never mind that bullshit fantasy that AC/DC has been selling us for years; there’s nothing awesome about having big balls. Especially when they’re so big,...
What I Do On Saturday
By Ken on June 1, 2013
Me: Can I get one of those? Guy Behind Counter at Dunkin Donuts: This one? The plain stick? Me: Yeah, one, please. Guy Behind Counter...
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Hey, we made the top 100!
By Ariel on May 29, 2013
Thanks to the kind folks at 100 Best Dating Sites, Ken and I have the honor of calling ourselves, “a couple of dating experts on...
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The Sad Realities of Breakfast
By Ken on May 7, 2013
What I’d like to be having: What I will most likely be having:
Brunch Problems
By Ken on April 27, 2013
I can’t be the only guy who feels a twinge of disappointment when he orders a muffaletta and the waitress doesn’t sit on his face.