“The Hand Job” or “That Time I Only Thought I Was Winning”

About five or six years ago, I got into a pretty good thing with a female co-worker. It started with some coy glances and fearless innuendo (“In fact, I DO have a...

How Mila Kunis Really Stole “Oz”

If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no...

What Not to Do After a Meeting

Note to Self, #3,765-B: The next time you’re in a meeting in...

Bring Your Smoking Hot College-Aged Daughter to Work Day

So the boss brings her daughter into the office today. Her 20...

Man with 132 Pound Nutsack Gets a TV Show, Prompts Me to Sell My TV

Never mind that bullshit fantasy that AC/DC has been selling us for...

What I Do On Saturday
By Ken on June 1, 2013
Me: Can I get one of those? Guy Behind Counter at Dunkin Donuts: This one? The plain stick? Me: Yeah, one, please. Guy Behind Counter...
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Hey, we made the top 100!
By Ariel on May 29, 2013
Thanks to the kind folks at 100 Best Dating Sites, Ken and I have the honor of calling ourselves, “a couple of dating experts on...
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The Sad Realities of Breakfast
By Ken on May 7, 2013
What I’d like to be having: What I will most likely be having:
Brunch Problems
By Ken on April 27, 2013
I can’t be the only guy who feels a twinge of disappointment when he orders a muffaletta and the waitress doesn’t sit on his face.
Death By Handjob
By Ken on April 8, 2013
Ladies and gentlemen, the handjob is back. At least in my twisted universe. See, for years, I shunned the handjob, thinking, “Hey, I can do...