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Does Size Matter? (Fingers Crossed It Doesn’t)

Sexual issues have become such a popular topic lately that it can be hard to keep track of what’s true, what’s just a misunderstanding and what’s a lie. To improve your sexual...

Breaking Not-So-Bad

Last weekend, I helped a friend move. Normally, I don’t do that...

“The Hand Job” or “That Time I Only Thought I Was Winning”

About five or six years ago, I got into a pretty good...

How Mila Kunis Really Stole “Oz”

If we learned anything from “Black Swan” it’s that there is no...

What Not to Do After a Meeting

Note to Self, #3,765-B: The next time you’re in a meeting in...

Bring Your Smoking Hot College-Aged Daughter to Work Day
By Ken on September 30, 2013
So the boss brings her daughter into the office today. Her 20 year old daughter. Because the daughter’s taking “time out” of her current college...
Man with 132 Pound Nutsack Gets a TV Show, Prompts Me to Sell My TV
By Ken on August 7, 2013
Never mind that bullshit fantasy that AC/DC has been selling us for years; there’s nothing awesome about having big balls. Especially when they’re so big,...
What I Do On Saturday
By Ken on June 1, 2013
Me: Can I get one of those? Guy Behind Counter at Dunkin Donuts: This one? The plain stick? Me: Yeah, one, please. Guy Behind Counter...
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Hey, we made the top 100!
By Ariel on May 29, 2013
Thanks to the kind folks at 100 Best Dating Sites, Ken and I have the honor of calling ourselves, “a couple of dating experts on...
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The Sad Realities of Breakfast
By Ken on May 7, 2013
What I’d like to be having: What I will most likely be having: