My Dumb Life

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    Hey, we made the top 100!

    By on May 29, 2013

    Thanks to the kind folks at 100 Best Dating Sites, Ken and I have the honor of calling ourselves, “a couple of dating experts on...

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    The Sad Realities of Breakfast

    By on May 7, 2013

    What I’d like to be having: What I will most likely be having:

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    Brunch Problems

    By on April 27, 2013

    I can’t be the only guy who feels a twinge of disappointment when he orders a muffaletta and the waitress doesn’t sit on his face.

  • Death By Handjob

    By on April 8, 2013

    Ladies and gentlemen, the handjob is back. At least in my twisted universe. See, for years, I shunned the handjob, thinking, “Hey, I can do...

  • The Night 69ing Almost Cost Me an Eye

    By on February 25, 2013

    Ladies, I’m a pretty easy guy to figure out. Let me buy you some beers, laugh or at least nod at my ridiculous attempts to...