My Dumb Life
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The Night 69ing Almost Cost Me an Eye
Ladies, I’m a pretty easy guy to figure out. Let me buy you some beers, laugh or at least nod at my ridiculous attempts to...
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The Tale of the Missing Cell Phone
This story was told to me by a friend; admittedly, it could very well have happened to me, in fact probably has happened to...
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Every Picture Tells a Story…
Look, I’m just a guy sitting in an apartment writing a blog. But every once in a while, a photo comes across my desk or...
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Thanks, Women in Yoga Pants, For Ruining Everything
As a cog in the corporate machine, I am typically too busy to pay attention to each and every edict that rolls down from Mount...
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My New Year’s Resolutions
More sex. More booze. More cunnilingus. More lurid thoughts involving unsuspecting coworkers. Oh and I’d like to learn Spanish.
