My Dumb Life

  • 4 Aphrodisiacs That Will Help in Better Sex

    Aphrodisiacs are substances that help increase your sexual desire. These have been named after the Greek God of love and sex, Aphrodite. There is a...

  • Where the MILFs Are…

    I found myself up earlier than usual this morning and, on my way to the weekend gig, stopped at one of those local-yokel diners for...

  • The Little Victories That I Take Pride In

    Look, despite my happy-go-lucky, slap-happy Irishman looks, I’m a miserable, cantankerous bastard. I’d like to blame the drinking or the women or the cold hard...

  • Thanks for Sharing, Ex-Girlfriend!

    Look, when I’m in a relationship, I’m all for sharing and opening up and letting my thoughts and emotions run free like a pack of...

  • Guest Post: How Can You End a Relationship Early?

    You get nervous in approaching and talking to women. So what? Ever been in a situation where you want to break up with a woman...

  • Six Feet Tall and Worth the Climb

    Ladies, one thing you should know: I’m tall. Not freakish, Chewbacca tall, mind you. Just somewhere north of six feet. I’m not gonna lie: there...

  • Baby Daddy

    I don’t know if it’s my advancing age or just the state of the world we live in, but there are a lot of DILFs...

  • Writing a Dating Profile to Snag the Man of Your Dreams

    As an aspiring boyfriend and guy who doesn’t leave the house that much, I read a lot of online dating profiles. And while I’m hardly...

  • Goodbye, Ass Week

    I can’t think of a finer way to bring Ass Week to a close than with having one of my tweets retweeted by Kendra Lust,...

  • My Ass.

    “It’s ass week at Ken & Ariel!” Ken bellowed. Wha? Wait, what day is it…month is it? Do I have to pay rent? Did I...