My Dumb Life

  • Coming Up Lame at the Moment of Truth

    Anyone with even a passing interest in this blog (hi, Mom!) knows one thing about me: I am all about the female derriere. You need...

  • We Are (Not) Family

    Everyone knows that couple. The ones who look more like siblings than lovers. The ones who make everyone a wee bit uncomfortable when they start...

  • All Alone On an Island of Truth

    I spend a lot of time travelling on business. And a lot of that time is spent travelling with female coworkers. It therefore goes without...

  • Let’s Face It, We’re Fucked.

    As we traipse through this bizarre experience we call life, we like to think that we are masters of our destiny. We tie our own...

  • My Love of Good Grammar Still Not Getting Me Laid

    There are three things I truly, deeply, madly love: 1) Women 2) Women who allow me to go down on them 3) Exceptional grammar and...

  • Further Proof My Job Blows

    So I was laying about this morning, flipping through the channels, and I catch an old Madonna music video. In said video, “Beautiful Stranger,” which...

  • Something She Dated-a brilliant site, a humble post

    Hey y’all, I had the honor of being a guest blogger for the lovely and equally lascivious (if not more so) sex and dating blogger...

  • Just to Confirm…

    If you attend Sunday mass but spend the entire 45 minutes that you’re there thinking about nothing but Asian women in yoga pants, do you...

  • In Luv Wif A Gangsta

    An acquaintance was bragging recently about all the thugs she knew from her hood. “You’d never know it to look at me,” she said smugly,...

  • My Application to Be Your Next One Night Stand

    Hello. How are you. My name is Ken. And I’d like to be your next one night stand. Now, I know what you’re probably thinking....