My Dumb Life

  • Fake It ‘Til You Make It?

    A woman faking an orgasm seems as ancient as that old chestnut of a movie, “When Harry Met Sally.” Chicks snickered and winked knowingly, exchanged...

  • Kinda Indecent Proposal

    So I’m taking a stroll, in the relentless Cali sunshine, when this dude approaches. “You over 18?” “Excuse me?” He pulls out his card. “I’m...

  • Because Women Do This On Purpose, Right?

    My fifty something female boss, an infinite source of masturbatory material over the seven years I’ve worked for her, came into my office last Friday...

  • Adventures in Online Dating: The Stand Up

    OK so there were a few red flags. The fact that his username was “yeahI’mperfect”, that every picture on his profile had him lovingly cradling...

  • Where Do We Go From Here?

    If action, entertainment, sports and general stuff ‘n’ nonsense are your thang, you could do a lot worse than clicking this link to Ticket Liquidator’s...

  • Does “Spreading the Wealth” Include F#$k Buddies?

    My girlfriend has had this fuck buddy for about 6 months now. Their relationship basically revolves around a couple of neighborhood bars. They met in...

  • The Type of Party I Never Seem to Get Invited To

    No idea what the ladies in this photo are doing. But, honestly, so long as they’d be willing to let me watch, I could care...

  • The Ultimate Buzzkill

    Every guy has their holy shit girl. The one so twisted, so deviant, so possessing of a mind that conjures sexual scenarios rivaling the ones...