Strange Predilections

  • Something Famous to Sit On

    One night, back in the day, a former girlfriend of mine surprised me by dropping trou, turning around, and presenting her backside to me which...

  • BLOGGERS ASSEMBLE!: Summer of 69

    Okay, so. Ass Week happened last week. But this was one of the pieces that we originally wanted to run during that extravaganza. Thing is,...

  • Writing a Dating Profile to Snag the Man of Your Dreams

    As an aspiring boyfriend and guy who doesn’t leave the house that much, I read a lot of online dating profiles. And while I’m hardly...

  • Guest Post: Face-Sitting for Dummies

    Ass Week continues here at KenandAriel.com, and you probably guessed it wouldn’t be long before my favorite subject came up. That subject being a woman...

  • Stage Fright

    I was at the local watering hole making up for a shitty week in style–two pitchers of your finest draft, to be exact. Knowing I...

  • The Bodyguard

    This being LA, the land of looney-tunes, I tend to meet, greet and possibly fellate people whose professions are not of the usual doctor, lawyer,...

  • My Reputation: Solid as Ever

    As anyone who’s ever read this blog can tell ya, I’m a bit of an ass man. So, for my money, the single greatest thing...

  • The Night a Thong Sent Me to the Emergency Room

    Confession: I’m obsessed with female underwear. I don’t wear it myself — at least not since the “college days” — but I absolutely fucking live...

  • Sending the Wrong Message

    Formerly the artistic bent of bikers and sailers, tattoos have become as mainstream as apple pie and Starbucks enemas. Your best friend has one. Your...

  • All About the Digits

    Alright, I confess. I’m a slave to the “finger smoothie.” On paper, it’s got to be one of the most cloying “moves” ever devised: Guy...