We Like to Watch

  • Just Another Reason to Consider Swimming to Mexico

    On the Spanish weather channels, it’s always sunny with a chance of one hot piece of ass.

  • Everyone Loves a Parade…

    …but I think we can all agree that no one enjoyed this parade quite as much as that microphone.

  • Ripped from today’s Missed Connections

    My Hoodsie Queen on the Orange Line You: 5’5”, with the Revere claw and black stirrup pants. Me: 5’2″, Iron Maiden T-shirt, ball-crushing tight jeans....

  • The Sunday Challenge

    See if you can find the horse in this photo. I’ve been staring at it for hours, and I’ll be damned if I see it.

  • An Ode to Joy: Manuel Ferrara

    We all have crushes, don’t we. Puppy love, high-school crushes, girl crushes and bro crushes. And sometimes there is the insatiable love and longing that...

  • How Progress Is Ruining the Handjob for Everyone. Mostly Me.

    I’ve long been the handjob’s biggest fan. Don’t get me wrong; I enjoy open mic night as much as any other red-blooded guy. But there’s...

  • Kinda Indecent Proposal

    So I’m taking a stroll, in the relentless Cali sunshine, when this dude approaches. “You over 18?” “Excuse me?” He pulls out his card. “I’m...

  • All About the Digits

    Alright, I confess. I’m a slave to the “finger smoothie.” On paper, it’s got to be one of the most cloying “moves” ever devised: Guy...

  • Porno for Paranoids

    I remember the first time I saw a porno. I was around 13, my parents were out late, and I was bored, switching channels. I...