You’re Doing It Wrong
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My Favorite Sex Positions, Volume One
Thank god someone had the good sense to start adding detailed definitions of sex acts and positions to Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary. Because now, future...
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Sober Sex: Apparently Overrated
As a guy who loves both drinking and fucking, I’m only happy to combine the two whenever such opportunities present themselves. Which is rare. But...
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Most Creative Ways to Exit a One Night Stand
We’ve all been there. Waking up staring at an unfamiliar ceiling, in an unfamiliar apartment, possibly in a foreign country or across state lines, and...
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Yet Another Perk of Being a Rock Star
Never mind the money, the limousines, the luxury box seats, the first cracks at 2014 World Cup betting and the comfort that comes from knowing...
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The Smallest Erection in the United States (No, It’s Not Mine)
Because I guess somebody had to do it, researchers have determined the average penis size in the United States. First of all: ick. Second, while...
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1 in 10 People Use Their Smartphone During Sex, Giving Me Something Else to Worry About
As if I didn’t have enough to be self-conscious about while trying my damndest to satisfy a woman, now I’ve got to worry that she...
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In News Surprising No One, Men Mature Slower than Women
Thanks to a tweet by FOX 25′s Shannon Mulaire, I was hipped to a recent UK study that determined, astonishingly, that men reach maturity at...
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My Boyfriend, the Killer
It’s nice to see that as picky as woman can be these days, there are still some old-fashioned gals who appreciated the fact that a...
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Death By Handjob
Ladies and gentlemen, the handjob is back. At least in my twisted universe. See, for years, I shunned the handjob, thinking, “Hey, I can do...
