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How to Spice Things Up With Your Wife After 10 Years Together
The first few years of marriage are pure bliss (or so they tell us). You’re coasting on the newness of your relationship, the hormones that...
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“The Hand Job” or “That Time I Only Thought I Was Winning”
About five or six years ago, I got into a pretty good thing with a female co-worker. It started with some coy glances and fearless...
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10 Ways to Make Thanksgiving Sexier
Although history tells us the pilgrims came to this country to escape religious persecution and rapid Wal-Mart expansion, that’s pure BS. They came here for...
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My Favorite Sex Positions, Volume One
Thank god someone had the good sense to start adding detailed definitions of sex acts and positions to Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary. Because now, future...
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Sober Sex: Apparently Overrated
As a guy who loves both drinking and fucking, I’m only happy to combine the two whenever such opportunities present themselves. Which is rare. But...
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Most Creative Ways to Exit a One Night Stand
We’ve all been there. Waking up staring at an unfamiliar ceiling, in an unfamiliar apartment, possibly in a foreign country or across state lines, and...
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Yet Another Perk of Being a Rock Star
Never mind the money, the limousines, the luxury box seats, the first cracks at 2014 World Cup betting and the comfort that comes from knowing...
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The Smallest Erection in the United States (No, It’s Not Mine)
Because I guess somebody had to do it, researchers have determined the average penis size in the United States. First of all: ick. Second, while...
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1 in 10 People Use Their Smartphone During Sex, Giving Me Something Else to Worry About
As if I didn’t have enough to be self-conscious about while trying my damndest to satisfy a woman, now I’ve got to worry that she...
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In News Surprising No One, Men Mature Slower than Women
Thanks to a tweet by FOX 25’s Shannon Mulaire, I was hipped to a recent UK study that determined, astonishingly, that men reach maturity at...
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Respect the Ass: An Interview with Gia Nova
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...
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