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  • Coming Up Lame at the Moment of Truth

    Anyone with even a passing interest in this blog (hi, Mom!) knows one thing about me: I am all about the female derriere. You need...

  • We Are (Not) Family

    Everyone knows that couple. The ones who look more like siblings than lovers. The ones who make everyone a wee bit uncomfortable when they start...

  • Sexual Harassment in the Workplace: Wrong, But Nonetheless Encouraged

    Last week, as part of our company’s new “let’s cut down on the blowjob jokes when clients are in the building” campaign, management — of...

  • It Came From the Other Side of the Mattress

    When I was in college, everyone knew Judy. Sweet, cute as button, unassuming, and roughly about 250 pounds. Also: she got more ass than a...

  • What to Expect When You’re Trying Not To Be Expecting

    When I don’t have an “official” boyfriend, I don’t go on the Pill. I don’t really need to regulate my cycle, I don’t feel like...

  • My Reputation: Solid as Ever

    As anyone who’s ever read this blog can tell ya, I’m a bit of an ass man. So, for my money, the single greatest thing...

  • Mute

    Some people can sleep with the TV on. Some people can have sex with the TV on. Unfortunately, I can’t do either. Brilliant multi-taskers, there...

  • Fake It ‘Til You Make It?

    A woman faking an orgasm seems as ancient as that old chestnut of a movie, “When Harry Met Sally.” Chicks snickered and winked knowingly, exchanged...