Hey @SSDated, come here and say hello to my little friend.
Ladies and Gents, Ken has done us all a great service (and has allowed me time off to stockpile PBRs, sparklers and lube for the 4th) by writing an incredible play-by-play dream date scenario with the sexiest of sexy bloggers, @SSDated over at somethingshedated.com. It is your civic duty as an Ahmurican to read it, otherwise the terrorists have won.
Imagine Rob Zombie performing Cirque du Soleil, but Rob Zombie as an impossibly hot blonde with a perfect hourglass body and an ass so round it almost violates building...