Early Saturday Morning Thoughts

Lady Gaga has perhaps the most under-rated ass in the entertainment business. Seriously. We get page after page about the weirdness, the outrageousness, the suits made of meat. But where’s the butt love? Where’s the four-volume dissertation on the majestic curve of her white girl derriere?

Fuck it, imma start writing it myself. Give me a couple hours.

Also, good morning.

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