Every Highlight from Last Night’s “Two Broke Girls” In Just Four Photos





Look, I know I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. Beth Behrs’ ass is a miracle of science. Making no sense as it projects majestically from her skinny, blonde, white girl frame. Taunting me in those insanely tight tan pants. Drawing me in and keeping me spellbound through every lame joke, insipid plot line and gut-wrenching Jennifer Coolidge appearance. Knowing that I’ll be tuning in again next week, even though week after week I have absolutely no idea what it is I’m watching.

You have my heart, Beth Behrs’ ass. Please: be gentle.